So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth.
“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.”
The priest says, “Alright, my son, what did you do?”
The guy goes, “Well… about a month ago, I stayed late at the library. When I went to leave, it started pouring like CRAZY. The librarian and I got stuck there all night and, uh… let’s just say we made the most of the storm. 😬”
The priest raises an eyebrow but says, “That’s not great, but if it was a one-time thing, God can forgive that.”
The guy takes a deep breath and says, “Yeah, but… about a week ago, I helped my neighbor fix her window shutters. Same deal—huge downpour outta nowhere. Couldn’t leave. One thing led to another… and well, it was another stormy situation, if you know what I mean.”
At this point, the priest just sits there in total silence.
The guy starts sobbing, “Father, what do I do now?!”
The priest jumps up and shouts, “You need to get outta here, my son—before it starts raining again!!”