An old farmer was known for being extremely smart and witty.
One day, a young lawyer from the city decided to challenge him.
“Old man,” the lawyer said, “I bet you can’t answer all my questions. If I ask you something you can’t answer, I’ll pay you $100. But if you ask me something I can’t answer, you only have to pay me $5. Deal?”
The farmer thought for a moment and agreed.
The lawyer went first. “How many stars are in the sky?”
The farmer thought for a moment, then quietly handed the lawyer $5.
“Alright, your turn,” the farmer said. “What goes up the hill with three legs and comes down with four?”
The lawyer was confused. He thought and thought, checked his phone, searched the internet, and even called a few friends. But no one knew the answer.
Frustrated, the lawyer handed the farmer $100. “Fine, I give up. But tell me, what does go up the hill with three legs and come down with four?”
The farmer smiled, handed the lawyer $5, and said, “I don’t know either.”
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