when it comes to having an animal in the house, we all have our own reasons. For the most part, they become a member of the family and they provide us with more than we will ever be able to give in return.
The love a family has for animals is not limited to dogs and cats. As you are about to find out in the following joke, parrots can also be a valuable part of the family.
This was seen when a burglar broke into the home in the middle of the night. It wasn’t long before the parrot was talking and the burglar should have listened.
A burglar invades a house in the middle of the night.
While he is slowly moving through the empty and dark house, he hears a strange voice coming from the darkness beyond, that says:
“Jesus is watching you!”
Surprised, the burglar points his flashlight in the direction of the sound, only to discover that the sound was made by a parrot.
Angry, the burglar says:
“So you are the little voice that almost made me poop my pants? Oh you winged rat, I should stew you in boiling water for that!”
The parrot then says:
“Saint Peter is watching you.”
Intrigued, the burglar says:
“I’ve lost my faith a long time ago, I don’t believe in any of these religious nonsense. What is your name, little bird?”
The parrot replies:
“My name is Judas.”
The burglar bursts out laughing and asks:
“What kind of stupid jerk would name a parrot Judas?”
The parrot promptly responds:
“The same stupid jerk that named the two Pit Bulls behind you Jesus and Saint Peter.”