A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him.
“What’ll you have?” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know
The same as you I suppose,” she replied.
So, the husband ordered beer and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered, “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”
“Well, there you go,” cried the husband.
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“And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”
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A wife asks her husband to go to the shop to buy a carton of milk
A wife asks her husband to go to the shop to buy a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, to get six.
The husband returns with six cartons of milk.
When the wife asks, “Why did you buy so much milk?!”
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He replies, “They had eggs.”
