Wife: Where are you?
Husband : At home love.
Wife: Are you sure?
Husband : Yes.
Wife: Turn on the food mixer. Husband : (turns food mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee…
Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day……
Suspicious Wife: Where are you?
Husband : At home love.
Wife : Are you sure?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Turn on the food mixer.
Husband : (turns food mixer on) Rrreeereeeereeee…
Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the wife decides to call on his son’s fone and he asks him, “Son, where is your father?”
Son: “I don’t know, he went out with the food mixer…