The Polite Way to Pee

The Polite Way to Pee 💦

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” ☺

Michael said: ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’ 😠

The teacher responded by saying: ‘That would be rude and impolite’

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?’

Sherman said: ‘I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.’ 😶

‘That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. 😏

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners? 😠

Johnny said: ‘I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.’ 😳😳

The teacher fainted…😂