During a Women’s History Month event earlier this week (26 March), The father-of-five made the ‘stomach-turning’ remarks

Donald Trump has declared himself the ‘fertilisation president’ and it’s left users on the social media a bit weirded out.

Trump made the seriously bizarre comments during a Women’s History Month event held at the White House earlier this week on Wednesday (26 March).

The self-appointed moniker came about while the 78-year-old Republican was discussing expanding access to in vitro fertilisation (IVF).

“We’re gonna have tremendous goodies in the bag for women too,” Trump said about his administration’s plans (via NBC News).

“The women, between the fertilisation and all the other things we’re talking about, it’s gonna be great.”

“Fertilisation,” he continued to a laughing crowd. “I’m still very proud of it, I don’t care. I’ll be known as the fertilisation president, and that’s okay.”

While being cheered on by the crowd, Trump added: “That’s not bad.

“I’ve been called much worse. Actually, I like it, right?”

After catching light of Trump’s comments, it’s clear people rushed to social media to share their thoughts.

“Gross,” penned a second, while a third chimed in: “This made my stomach turn … ewwww… just ewwww.”

Another quipped: “Donald Trump is grinning inanely and says he’s going to be known as the ‘fertilisation’ President. A passion killer, big time.”

Trump, whose presidency has already been disastrous for reproductive rights, also once dubbed himself the ‘father of IVF’ while campaigning for his second presidential term in October of last year.

“Oh, I want to talk about IVF. I’m the father of IVF, so I want to hear this question,” Trump said.

When responding to an attendee’s concern that abortion bans could affect access to fertility treatments, however, he recalled how a female senator had ‘explained’ to him about IVF, according to MSNBC.

“So I got a call from Katie Britt, a young, just a fantastically attractive person from Alabama,” he told the crowd. “She’s a senator, and she called me up like ’emergency, emergency’ because an Alabama judge had ruled that the IVF clinics were illegal and they have to be closed down.”

As per PEOPLE, the incident he was referring to was a ruling which decreed that frozen embryos at IVF clinics came under the Wrongful Death of a Minor Act, leading several fertility clinics to withhold their services despite not being illegal.

“And I said, explain IVF, very IVF, very quickly. And within about two minutes, I understood it,” Trump added. “We’re totally in favour of IVF.”

Additionally, he has previously issued a statement about IVF on his social media platform, Truth Social, writing: “Like the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of Americans, including the VAST MAJORITY of Republicans, Conservatives, Christians, and Pro-Life Americans, I strongly support the availability of IVF for couples who are trying to have a precious baby.

“Today, I am calling on the Alabama Legislature to act quickly to find an immediate solution to preserve the availability of IVF in Alabama.”

In February, he also signed an executive order that asked for a list of policy recommendations to protect IVF access and ‘aggressively reduce out-of-pocket and health plan costs for such treatments’.

Little Johnny and his family often visited Grandma during holidays like Easter, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, gathering for her delicious meals.

One Sunday, they were all seated at Grandma’s table, ready to enjoy dinner as the food was being served.

As soon as Johnny got his plate, he started eating right away.

“Johnny! Wait until we say grace,” his mother scolded.

“I don’t need to,” Johnny said confidently.

“Of course, you do,” his mother insisted. “We always pray before eating at home.”

Johnny shrugged and replied, “That’s at our house. But this is Grandma’s house—she knows how to cook!”

LOL!! SO CUTE!!

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A mother was cleaning the house when her young son, Timmy, ran up to her, crying.

“What’s wrong, sweetie?” she asked.

“Mom, I accidentally broke a flower pot while playing soccer in the living room,” Timmy confessed.

The mother sighed, trying to stay calm. “Timmy, how many times have I told you not to play soccer in the house?”

“I know, Mom,” Timmy replied, “but it wasn’t my fault. The ball just went flying!”

The mother looked at him and said, “Well, accidents happen. But next time, you need to be more careful.”

Timmy nodded and ran off to play. A few minutes later, Timmy returned and said, “Mom, I have something to tell you, but promise you won’t get mad.”

The mother, suspicious but curious, said, “Alright, I promise.”

Timmy took a deep breath and said, “I also broke the window… but I learned a valuable lesson!”

The mother raised an eyebrow. “And what lesson is that?”

Timmy smiled sheepishly and said, “Next time, I’m playing outside.”

After 37 years of marriage, Jake left his wife, Edith, for his young secretary.

His new girlfriend insisted they live in Jake and Edith’s luxurious multi-million-dollar home. With better lawyers on his side, Jake prevailed in court and gave Edith just three days to move out.

On the first day, Edith packed her belongings into boxes, crates, and suitcases. On the second day, movers came to take her things.

On the third day, she sat down for a final meal at their elegant dining table.

By candlelight, with soft music in the background, she enjoyed a feast of shrimp, caviar, and Chardonnay.

When she finished, Edith walked into every room of the house and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow spaces of the curtain rods.

She cleaned up the kitchen and left the house for good.

When Jake and his new girlfriend moved in, everything seemed perfect—for a few days. Then, an unrelenting stench began to fill the house.

They tried everything: deep cleaning, airing out the rooms, checking vents for dead animals, and even replacing the carpets.

Exterminators were called in, and air fresheners were placed everywhere. Nothing worked.

The smell became so unbearable that friends stopped visiting, repair workers refused to enter, and even the housemaid quit.

Desperate, they decided to sell the house. Despite cutting the price in half, no buyers showed interest.

The foul odor had earned the house a notorious reputation, and even local realtors stopped taking their calls.

Eventually, Jake and his girlfriend had to borrow a large sum of money to buy a new home.

One day, Edith called Jake to ask how he was doing. He vented about the house’s unbearable smell and their struggles to sell it.

Edith listened sympathetically and mentioned how much she missed her old home. She offered to take the house back in exchange for a significant reduction in her divorce settlement.

Desperate to be rid of the house, Jake agreed. He quickly sold it to her at a fraction of its original value, provided she signed the papers that same day. Edith agreed and finalized the deal within hours.

A week later, Jake and his girlfriend stood watching movers pack their belongings to transfer to their new home.

As they smiled, satisfied to leave the nightmare behind, the movers loaded up everything—including the curtain rods.

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The tradition of drinking water immediately upon waking up, a long-standing practice in Japan, has garnered significant attention and adherence over the years.

This custom, deeply rooted in Japanese culture, gained widespread popularity during World War II following its publication in a Japanese newspaper.

Scientific studies have since supported the myriad health benefits associated with this practice, revealing its effectiveness in managing and potentially treating various health conditions.

Drinking water on an empty stomach, particularly first thing in the morning, has been found to be beneficial in addressing a range of ailments.

These include heart disease, asthma, bronchitis, urinary tract infections, and menstrual disorders, among others. The practice, therefore, is not just a cultural habit but also a therapeutic routine backed by scientific evidence.

To effectively engage in this water therapy, the recommended approach involves drinking four glasses of water, each measuring approximately 200ml, before brushing your teeth in the morning.

This initial intake of water is crucial, and it is advised that no food or drink be consumed for the following 45 minutes.

After the lapse of these 45 minutes, one can resume their normal breakfast routine. However, it’s important to note a significant dietary guideline that follows each meal: it is advisable not to consume any food or drink for two hours post-meal.

This practice is thought to enhance digestion and absorption, thereby maximizing the health benefits of both the water therapy and the meals consumed.

For individuals who may find it challenging to drink four glasses of water in the morning due to age-related factors or health conditions, a gradual approach is recommended.

Starting with as much water as one can comfortably drink, the quantity should be slowly increased each day until the desired four glasses are achieved.

The benefits of incorporating this water therapy into one’s daily regimen are manifold. Beyond addressing specific health issues, this practice is known to improve overall bodily functions and boost energy levels.

Remarkably, accounts suggest that adherence to this water therapy method has resulted in significant health improvements, such as the healing of high blood pressure within 30 days, resolution of gastritis in 10 days, and alleviation of constipation in a similar timeframe.

While the primary aim of this method may be to treat specific health issues, it is equally important to view it as a general wellness practice. Incorporating this routine into everyday life can contribute significantly to long-term health and vitality.

Additionally, one of the most compelling aspects of this therapy is the absence of known adverse effects associated with drinking water first thing in the morning. This safety profile makes it an attractive option for those looking to enhance their health and well-being without the risk of negative side effects.

In summary, the Japanese practice of morning water therapy presents a simple yet profoundly effective approach to maintaining and improving health. Its origins in cultural tradition, reinforced by scientific research, offer a unique blend of historical wisdom and modern understanding.

The practice’s ability to address a wide range of health conditions, coupled with its potential to enhance overall physical function and energy levels, makes it an appealing health strategy.

By integrating this water therapy into daily routines, individuals can harness the power of one of nature’s simplest yet most vital resources: water. Its potential to contribute significantly to overall health and wellness is a testament to the enduring value of traditional hea

MONDAY

Cooking for Bob is such a joy! Today, I made angel food cake. The recipe said to “beat 12 eggs separately,” so I borrowed extra bowls from the neighbors and got cracking. Literally.

TUESDAY

Bob asked for fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said “serve without dressing,” so I didn’t wear any. Imagine my shock when Bob walked in with a friend! I suppose I should start reading the whole recipe first.

WEDNESDAY

Rice night. The instructions said to “wash thoroughly before steaming.” So I hopped in the bath. The rice tasted the same, but at least I was squeaky clean.

THURSDAY

Bob wanted salad again, so I tried a new recipe. It said: “Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.” That’s when Bob caught me rolling around in the garden. I’m still not sure what I did wrong.

FRIDAY

I found a cookie recipe that said to “put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it.” I did — but when I came back, everything looked exactly the same. I think the recipe was defective.

SATURDAY

Bob went grocery shopping and brought home a chicken. He told me to “dress it for Sunday.” Not sure why he looked so shocked when I put a tiny sweater on it. Also, he keeps counting to ten around me now.

SUNDAY

Bob’s parents came for dinner, and I wanted to serve roast. But all I could find was hamburger. I had a lightbulb moment — I popped the hamburger in the oven and set it to “roast.” It still came out as hamburger. Very disappointing.

GOOD NIGHT, DEAR DIARY

What a week it’s been! I can’t wait for tomorrow — I’ve got a new recipe I want to try out on Bob. If only we had a bigger oven, I could finally surprise him with that Chocolate Moose.

An elderly couple was driving cross-country, taking their time and enjoying the open road. The wife was behind the wheel, focused but driving just a little faster than the speed limit. Before long, flashing lights appeared in the rearview mirror, and she pulled over to the side of the highway.

A highway patrol officer walked up to the window and said politely, “Ma’am, do you realize you were speeding?”

The woman, a bit hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”

The husband leaned toward her and shouted, “He says you were speeding!”

The officer, used to all sorts of roadside encounters, kept his cool and continued, “May I see your driver’s license?”

Again, the wife looked to her husband. “What did he say?”

“He wants to see your license!” the husband bellowed back.

She fished around in her purse and handed the license over. The officer looked it over, smiled a little, and said casually, “Oh, Arkansas. I spent some time there once. Went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”

The wife turned to her husband again. “What did he say?”

The old man didn’t miss a beat.

“He said he thinks he knows you!”

A wealthy rancher passed away, leaving his entire estate to his devoted wife. She was intelligent, strikingly beautiful, and determined to keep the ranch running. There was just one issue—she didn’t know the first thing about ranching.

Realizing she needed help, she placed an ad for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied: one was a heavy drinker, the other was gay. After much thought (and very few options), she decided to hire the gay cowboy, figuring he’d be far less trouble than the drunk.

It turned out to be the best decision she could have made. The new ranch hand was hardworking, knowledgeable, and put in long hours. Under his care, the ranch thrived.

One evening, the widow said, “You’ve done an incredible job. You should go into town and enjoy yourself.”

He agreed and took off for a well-earned night out.

But as the clock ticked past one… then two… he still hadn’t returned. Finally, at around two-thirty, he walked through the door—only to find the widow sitting by the fireplace, sipping wine, waiting for him.

She motioned him closer and, in a soft voice, said, “Unbutton my blouse.”

Nervously, he did as she asked.

“Now take off my boots.”

He knelt down and pulled them off, one by one.

“Now my socks.”

He carefully removed them, placing them neatly beside the boots.

“Now my skirt.”

His hands trembled as he unfastened it, eyes locked on hers.

“Now my bra.”

He hesitated, then carefully slipped it off, letting it fall to the floor.

The widow took a slow sip of wine, locked eyes with him, and said—

“If you ever wear my clothes into town again… you’re fired.”

A man was in desperate need of a road painter, so he hired a blonde for the job. The instructions were simple: paint the yellow stripes down the center of the road and make sure to cover at least four miles a day.

On the first day, she absolutely crushed it—eight miles! The boss was stunned. “Wow! This is incredible. She’s a natural!”

The second day, she slowed down a bit but still managed to paint four miles—right on target. The boss shrugged it off. “Still good. She’s keeping pace.”

On the third day, however, she only covered two miles. The boss scratched his head. “Hmm… weird. Maybe she’s just tired.”

By the fourth day, she barely managed one mile. Now the boss was downright puzzled. He finally approached her, frustration creeping into his voice.

“Hey, what’s going on? You started off strong, but every day you’re slowing down more and more!”

The blonde wiped the sweat from her brow, sighed heavily, and said, “Well, I keep getting farther and farther away from the paint bucket!”