One day in Morocco.

A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco.

None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him: “You are driving me crazy Hameed!”

One day Hameed’s mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks & even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career! The mother was shocked at the feedback & withdrew her son from the school & even moved to another town!

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease! All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her!

She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something, but eventually died!

The doctor was shocked & was trying to work out what had gone wrong. When he turned around he saw that our friend Hameed, who was working as a cleaner in the clinic, had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his vacuum cleaner!

Now, don’t tell me you thought that Hameed had become a doctor?

 

The man looked a little worried

when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him.

“Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes,” answered the patient.

“You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. I’m never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I’m going, or what it is I’m going to do once I get there — if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?”

The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone, “Pay me in advance.”

 

The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination was complete, he said: “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”

“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”

“Okay,” said the man.

“Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”

 

A blond becomes terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

The blonde nodded… “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”

“From hunger, you mean?”, asked the doctor.”

“No, from skipping everywhere.”

A complicated breakfast order!

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the headwaiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.

“Good Morning Sir”, the Headwaiter says.

“What a wonderful morning I`d like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked it`s runny, and the other so over cooked it s tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it s impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm.”

“That`s a complicated order Sir,” said the bewildered waiter, “It might be quite difficult.”

The guest replied, “Oh? I don t understand what is the problem in that, that`s what I got yesterday!”

 

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night.

She was still feeling bloated from lunch, so she was fearful of farting in front of her date, who hadn’t arrived yet.

It wasn’t long before she actually did let one out, but she managed to cover up the sound with a fake cough.

She continued waiting for her date to arrive, but wanted to make sure everything was perfect.

As she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.

Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, she turns to the waiter and demands “Stop that!”

The waiter looks at her dryly and says

“Certainly, madam. Which way was it headed?”

 

A lady walks into Harrods.

She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods.

He politely greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, ‘what is the price of this lovely bracelet?’

He answers, “Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!”

Three Soldiers had just gotten out of the Army

Three Soldiers had just gotten out of the Army and decided to celebrate by taking a helicopter ride.

One of the soldiers is eating a banana and says, “I wonder if we’d be able to see it land, if I threw the peel out?” Out goes the peel and they all watch it but don’t see it land.

One of the others has a rock and says “This is bigger, we should be able to see it land.” They all watch, but don’t see it land.

The last one takes a grenade out of his pocket, pulls the pin and tosses it out of the door.
“We’ll see that when it hits.” They watch, but still nothing.

Walking home they see a little girl crying and they ask, what’s wrong?

“Well I was walking and slipped on a banana peel that came from nowhere.”

The soldiers explain what happened and are helping the girl home when they see a little boy sitting on the side of the road holding his head. They ask what happened?

“I was walking when a rock hit me on the head.”

They tell the story again and start to wonder what happened to the grenade.

One of them races ahead and sees an old lady laughing hysterically. He asks what’s so funny?

The old lady says, “I just farted and my house blew up!!”

 

Once there were three turtles.

One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.

The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn’t eat the sandwiches until he got back.

A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said, “Oh, come on, let’s eat the sandwiches.”

Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, “If you do, I won’t go!”

 

Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp.

They rub it, and a genie appears.

“I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces.

The first dinosaur thinks hard.

“Alright,” he says, “I’ll have a big, juicy, piece of meat.”

Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he’d ever seen appears in front of him.

Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder.

“I know! I’ll have a shower of meat!”

Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him.

The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs.

“I’ve got it!” he cries, “I want a MEATIER shower!”

Woman Brings Boyfriend Home to Meet Her Parents.

A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents.

After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancé to his study for a drink.

“So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man.

“I am a Torah scholar.” He replies.

“A Torah scholar. Hmmm,” the father says. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she s accustomed to?”

“I will study,” the young man replies, “and God will provide for us.”

“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?”

“I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replies, “God will provide for us.”

“And children?” asks the father. “How will you support children?”

“Don`t worry, sir, God will provide.”

Like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, “How did it go, Honey?”

The father answer, “He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I`m God.”

 

A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room.

She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to get them some snacks and drinks.

As he’s standing there alone, he lights a cigarette. After a while he notices a cute little vase on the mantle. He picks it up, and as he’s looking at it, she walks back in.

He says, “What’s this?”

She says, “Oh, my father’s ashes are in there.”

He turns beet red in horror and goes, “Oh God no…. Oh!!! I just…..”

She says, “Yeah, he’s too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray.”

 

A young man introduces his fiancee to his parents.

While they were having dinner the girl gently farts. Annoyed by the funny smell the father in law yells:

– Rocky!!

The girl is relieved that the future in-law blamed the dog from under her chair but after a few minutes she lets one more rip.

The boy’s father is getting nervous:

– Rocky!! be careful now!!

Worried no more the girl fires another one.

Feeling exasperated, the boy’s father yells:

– Rocky! Get out of there fast! She’s gonna sh*t on you!

Melania Trump’s Dedication to Protecting Barron

Melania Trump, renowned for her role as a former First Lady and a former top model, has devoted herself to safeguarding her son, Barron.

As she re-enters the spotlight in the White House, her love for Barron remains a priority. Although she’s poised to support her husband, she will fiercely focus on their son’s welfare as he begins this new chapter in his college journey.

Barron has embarked on his college education at the prestigious Stern Business School, part of New York University.

Despite the pressure of being the President’s son, the young Trump has settled in with the added protection of Secret Service agents ensuring his safety on campus.

All these years, Melania has shielded Barron from the relentless eyes of the media, and that vigilance has not waned. A Republican politician recently shed light on Melania’s unyielding commitment, indicating she would go to great lengths to protect him from any harm.

The Trump family is transitioning back to the White House, with Donald Trump set for another stint as President. But Melania’s plans may not include being by her husband’s side full-time as before. Her focus continues to be their son’s wellbeing and education.

After leaving the political sphere in 2020, Melania slipped into a more private life. Together with Barron, they withdrew to Mar-a-Lago, Florida, far from the media’s reach. There, Barron attended Oxbridge Academy and lived a life removed from public scrutiny.

Melania’s Focus on New York

Just before Barron’s high school graduation in May, Melania was reportedly firmly rooted in the family’s Florida estate, with sources describing her lifestyle as deeply private, almost reclusive within Mar-a-Lago’s protected environment.

A close associate of the Trumps described Barron as a “little Melania,” a testament to the close bond between mother and son. The young Trump was often out of the public eye, with Melania making minimal appearances since Donald’s election win in November.

Reportedly, Melania plans to split her time between Trump Tower in New York and their Palm Beach residence, allowing her to stay closely linked to Barron, rather than fully taking on responsibilities at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

The Unique Role of First Lady

Melania’s position as First Lady will likely differ from traditional expectations. She’s chosen not to engage in building a broad public platform, diverging from the paths of previous First Ladies who left a significant impact through their policy agendas.

As Melania enters her second term, she expresses confidence and an evolved understanding of life in the White House. She acknowledged the different dynamics this time around, emphasizing her readiness thanks to past experiences.

On the personal front, Barron seems to be adjusting well to life as a student at NYU, continuing to receive the necessary protection amidst his endeavors.

House Rules and College Life

Despite his college status, Barron will continue living at Trump Tower. Melania remains intent on ensuring his environment is conducive for success, which includes living arrangements different than the typical college experience.

Melania’s close proximity is not just for comfort but is also a precaution as the political landscape changes with her husband’s presidency. Sources mention her determination to support Barron’s well-being as essential, mitigating the effects of public and political pressure.

They note her anxiety over the negative sentiments in society and their potential impact on her son, who remains isolated from controversies. Melania aims to help Barron lead a normal life, despite the circumstances.

Guarding Family Interests

A unique challenge for students like Barron involves maintaining privacy while nurturing friendships. Melania particularly encourages Barron to pursue healthy relationships and remain cautious of the broader social climate, maintaining open lines of communication with him.

Barron’s presence has evoked varied reactions from fellow NYU students. Some remain skeptical, viewing him through the lens of privilege, while others express genuine interest in forming friendships.

Melania’s protective stance is well-known in political circles, as she has consistently defended Barron from public intrusion. Comments from a former mayor illustrate the unwavering nature of a mother’s protection.

Adapting Accents and Growing Up

In rare public appearances, Barron’s speech has stirred curiosity, with noticeable changes in his accent since his younger days. A recent video interaction highlighted this change, drawing public commentary.

Melania’s guardianship seems steadfast as she navigates the complexities of life as First Lady, again centered on family concerns over political pursuits. It’s clear her focus remains on Barron’s success and well-being.

We’d love to hear your thoughts. How do you believe Melania will fare as First Lady? Share your thoughts with your loved ones!

Donald Trump ‘stunned’ by Barron’s ability to turn on laptop

Chances are, Barron Trump could learn most of what there is to know about the real estate business by listening to his father. The youngest son of Donald Trump turned 19 on March 20, and one can imagine he was feted in fine fashion.

His father famously built a real estate empire in New York, and after enrolling at New York University last year, Barron is once again living in Trump Tower, where he grew up.

For his part, Donald Trump has not revealed too much about his son’s life, although it was let on that Barron played an important role in last year’s Republican election win in helping his father secure the younger vote. Indeed, it can be assumed that Donald needed all the help he could get where keeping up with the times is concerned.

Rumor has it that the POTUS – despite having what many consider to be the most prominent job in the world – is a technophobe, and computers really aren’t his thing.

The president himself did little allay those fears when he claimed that Barron can do something “magic” with his computer: Turn it on.

Barron Trump celebrated his 19th birthday on March 20th. The youngest son of Donald Trump left Palm Beach for his home city of New York last year when he enrolled at Stern Business School at New York University. According to a People Magazine source, Barron’s been “popular with the ladies” since starting classes in September.

“He’s at Stern so he’s studying business in some way. He’s a ladies man for sure. He’s really popular with the ladies,” the source said. “He’s tall and handsome. A lot of people seem to think he’s pretty attractive — yes, even liberal people like him.”

Even so, Barron appears to have had a hard time making friends at New York University. According to US outlet TMZ, he has turned to online gaming, inviting classmates to play with him in the virtual world. That said, he has found a clever way to connect with new college friends.

According to TMZ, he has invited them to join him on the popular gaming platform Discord, where users play games and chat with each other. Since he’s a big soccer fan, he plays the popular video game EA Sports FC 25.

How Barron Trump is making friends at NYU

The journey from Trump Tower to New York University doesn’t take long, but Barron is reportedly escorted to and from campus in an SUV. Barron Trump has Secret Service agents at his side wherever he goes. As the son of Donald Trump, during his childhood it was never a question of whether his parents could put food on the table or not, but rather a question of how far into the realms of outrageous luxury they wanted to go.

Growing up in a rather “closed” environment, it’s said, has affected him a lot.

A source told People Magazine that the 19-year-old is “an old soul who is smart, well-spoken and well-read.”

“He has lived through experiences others his age haven’t,” the source said, adding that the European influence from his mother, Melania Trump, and maternal grandparents has played a big part in how he’s been raised.

“He is well-grounded, he has seen a lot and he knows who he is,” the source added, while a Palm Beach source told People Magazine that Barron “has more characteristics of a European than an American.”

“He isn’t as aggressive as many of his age when they are in their own social circles. He is someone who listens before talking, and is super polite,” the source explained.

Donald Trump praised Barron for helping him win the 2024 Presidential Election

Barron has been kept largely outside the spotlight for much of his life. Not much is known about his private life, but on Inauguration Day, he got a lot of attention. When his father spoke to his supporters in Capital One Arena in Washington, D.C., he praised his youngest son for his efforts during the campaign.

Although it didn’t show in public, Barron helped his father by sharing some well-needed advice on how to reach younger voters. Speaking with the Daily Mail, Donald Trump revealed that Barron helped him connect with Gen Z voters through influences and podcasters.

“He is — he knows so much about it. Adin Ross — you know, I mean I do — some people that I wasn’t so familiar with. Different generation. He knows every one of them. And we’ve had tremendous success, as you know,” Trump told the UK news outlet in early September.

“We did three unusual — and I don’t know what you’d call them but it’s a platform — with three people that I don’t know, but three people that Barron knows very well,” he continued. “[He] actually calls all of them like friends of his because it’s a different generation.”

Trump concluded: “They don’t grow up watching television the same way as we did. They grow up looking at the internet or watching a computer. But Barron knew them.”

“He understood it very well”

When his father introduced him to a cheering crowd on Inauguration Day, Donald asked the crowd if they had heard of his “tall son.”

“He knew the youth vote. You know we won the youth vote by 36 points,” Trump said. “He was saying,’ dad, I got to go out and to this and that one and we did a lot of them. He respects them all, he understood it very well, he said’ dad, you got to go out and do Joe Rogan, all these guys that we did. They were all great, right? Barron, they were all great.”

While Barron played an important part in helping his father reach the younger voters, it has been claimed that he did much more than that. A new book by Axios reporter Alex Isenstadt reveals just how much the now 19-year-old was involved in his father’s pursuit of a second term at the White House.

In June, Trump’s opponent looked to be Joe Biden, who later decided to step out of the race for the presidency. But before one of their debates, Barron gave his father some well-needed advice, according to Isenstadt’s book Revenge: The Inside Story of Trump’s Return to Power.

“Barron, now a teenager, told him he flapped his gums too much last time and needed to let Biden do more of the talking,” Isenstadt wrote, as quoted by the Daily Mail. “Flapping your gums’ is a derogatory, colloquial term for talking too much, too often and without substance.”

Isenstadt added: “Trump listened to his son, who was expressing some interest in politics and a willingness to be more public after being shielded from the cameras during the White House years.”

Barron Trump has a “button-down collar mentality,” source says

At present, Barron is fully focused on his studies, and whether he will follow in his father’s footsteps—either in the real estate business or politics—remains to be seen. The 19-year-old broke his family’s tradition by attending Stern Business School, as his father and several other Trump family members have chosen the University of Pennsylvania or Georgetown in the past.

“Once he goes out in the world and makes his own mark people will have a better idea of who he really is,” a Miami political source told People Magazine. “Now his parents have a big influence on him.”

“Barron is focused on his studies and doesn’t seem terribly out of place,” a source recently told PEOPLE of the college student’s presence on campus. “He seems to have a button-down collar mentality when he’s in the public eye.”

While Barron almost certainly uses computers day-to-day, that’s not the case with his father. Donald reportedly opts not to use computers or email at all, and oftentimes, when speaking about technology, it becomes apparent that he isn’t knowledgeable.

Donald says he was impressed that Barron Trump ‘could turn his laptop on’

But just how little does Donald Trump know about computers? In a new interview with Fox News personality Laura Ingraham, the president bragged about his youngest son, stating that Barron could have a future in tech. Why? Well he knows how to turn his laptop on, of course.

“If you look at my kids, all of my kids, they’ve been very good, they’ve been very smart,” Donald said. “They love our country and they’re proud of their father.”

“He can look at a computer…” he continued. “I turn off his laptop, I said, ‘Oh good,’ and I go back five minutes later, he’s got his laptop, I say, ‘How do you do that?’ ‘None of your business, dad’. He’s got an unbelievable aptitude in technology,” Trump concluded.

If Women Have Any Flaws…

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day.

An angel came by and asked.” Why spend so much time on her?”

The Lord answered. “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?”

She must function on all kinds of situations. She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time. Have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart. She must do all this with only two hands. “She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day.”

THE ANGEL was impressed: “Just two hands impossible! And this is the standard model?” The Angel came closer and touched the woman. “But you have made her so soft, Lord”.

“She is soft”, said the Lord, “But I have made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome”.

“Can she think?” The Angel asked…

The Lord answered. “Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate.”

The Angel touched her cheeks…. “Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.”

“She is not leaking…it is a tear” The Lord corrected the Angel…

“What’s it for?” Asked the Angel

The Lord said. “Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.”…

This made a big impression on the Angel, “Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything. A woman is indeed marvellous.”

Lord said. “Indeed she is. She has strength that amazes a man She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens She holds happiness, love and opinions She smiles when she feels like screaming She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid She fights for what she believes in Her love is unconditional Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies but she finds strength to get on with life.”

The Angel asked: So she is a perfect being?

The lord replied: No. She has just one drawback “She often forgets what she is worth”.

 

Jimmy and Matty, ages 8 and 4, were excessively mischievous.

They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew if any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.

The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. The mother sent Matty in the morning, and planned to send Jimmy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Do you know where God is, son?”

The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?!”

Again, Matty made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, “Where is God?!”

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”

Matty, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time! GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!”

A woman was nagging her husband

A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!”

The next time the sink dripped, she asked him again, “Honey, can you fix the faucet?”

The husband replied, “What do I look like to you? A Plumber?!”

Two days later, a light bulb went out and she begged him again, “Honey, can you change the light bulb?”

His reply was, “What am I? An electrician?!”

A few days later, the husband comes home from work to find that the lawn is cut, the faucet is fixed, and the light bulb is changed. Very surprised, he says, “Honey, what happened here?”

The wife replies, “You know our new next-door neighbor? He came over and fixed everything.”

The husband says, “Honey, how did you pay him?!” “Oh, you know,” the wife says, “he told me that I could either bake him a cake or s-l.e.e.p with him.”

Somewhat relieved the husband asks, “Whew, so what kind of a cake did you bake for him?”

The wife replies, “Who do you think I am? Betty Crocker?!”


Husband asks wife how many men she has been with

A newly married couple is lying in bed and the husband curiously asks his wife how many men she has been with.

Despite his question, the woman remains silent and looks at the ceiling.

Pressing the matter, the husband asks again, assuring her, “Just share it with me, it’s okay. How many men have you been with?”

Still met with silence, the wife’s eyes remain fixed above.

Realizing his words may have caused discomfort, the husband apologizes: “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you. I just thought we could have an open and trusting relationship…”

However, his wife remains silent.

Feeling defeated, the husband concedes, saying, “That’s alright, please don’t be upset.”

Despite his attempts to comfort her, the woman does not respond.

The husband determined to bridge the gap, begins to hold her closely, showering her with hugs and kisses as a display of his affection.

In this moment of intimacy, the wife appears to snap out of her silence.

She redirects her gaze from the ceiling to her husband, her expression now one of frustration.

With a hint of exasperation, she blurts out, “Oh, come on! You’ve made me lose count!”

A couples were playing poker

A couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands,

Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the floor.

As he bent down to retrieve them, he couldn’t help but notice that Jay’s wife Kate was touching him with her foot in a very obvious way.

Later, Bob went into the kitchen to get some refreshments.

Kate followed him and asked, “Do you like what you see?”

Surprised by her boldness,

Bob courageously admitted that, well, yes, he did.

She said, “You can have it, but it will cost you $5000.”

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Bob indicated that he was indeed interested.

She told him that since her husband, Jay, works Friday afternoons and Bob doesn’t, that Bob should be at her house around 2:00 PM, Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolls around, Bob shows up at Jay’s house to make love to Jay’s wife at 2:00 PM sharp, and after paying her the agreed upon $5000.00, they go to her bedroom and have a great time, just as Kate had promised.

Afterwards, Bob quickly dresses and leaves. As was his habit at 6:00 PM, Jay returned home from work.

Upon entering the house and encountering his wife, he asked loudly, “Did Bob come by with my money?” With a lump in her throat, his wife answered,

“Oh yeah, he did stop by here for a few minutes this afternoon.”

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when Jay curtly asked, “And did he give you $5000.00?”

In terror she assumed she’d somehow been found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, she replied,

“Well, yes, in fact he did give me a five thousand dollars.”

Jay, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised Kate by saying, Good, I was hoping so.

Bob came by my office this last night and borrowed 5 thousand dollars from me.

He promised me he’d stop by this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.

My 7 year old son

My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me:

“Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?”

“Erm, I don’t know” | replied.

“Mickey Mouse” he replied laughing

“Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs?”

“Donald Duck” I replied

“No, all ducks you silly”