The Mexican border on a bicycle

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.

He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?”

“Sand,” answered Juan.

The guard says, “We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.

The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man’s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

The next day, the same thing happens. The guard asks, “What have you got?”

“Sand,” says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events is repeated every day for a year.

Finally, Juan doesn’t show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.

“Hey, buddy,” says the guard, “I know you are smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. It’s all I think about… I can’t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?”

Juan sips his beer and says, “Bicycles.”

People are upset over sign KFC store posted on their doors – Restaurant refuses to take it down

Over the last few years, Law enforcement officers had had hard times, and things are only getting harder. Many Officers have been singled out and attacked as well as some people assuming that all cops are bad cops, or corrupt in some way.

Well, one restaurant decided they would make a difference, a place over at Gallipolis, Ohio decided to show the men and women in uniform that they are valued and appreciated. The sign in the window is really causing a stir!!

Facebook/Ohio Going Blue

The sign clearly says:

“All uniformed police officers eat free everyday.”

To absolutely prove to all the men and women in uniform that they have the city’s wholehearted appreciation for their work everyday, each time they put their own well being on the line to keep us all safe.

A delicious hot meal is no better way to fuel up before, during, or after a hard day and maybe even keep the streets even safer, how wonderful!

Ever since the sign has been pinned in the KFC window, things have gone crazy, it’s gone completely viral getting well over 5,000 shares and 10,000 likes on Facebook.

The store’s employees have even been joining in and commenting on the Facebook post, they absolutely do server all the uniformed police officers, completely FREE all day, every day!

You might expect the most people will be supportive and super happy about it, especially the men and women of the police force, but, there are also plenty of people that are not happy at all!

Flickr/Mike Mozart

Some people really didn’t like what the store owners had done and said that they believed that all first response services should be included, not just the police, even the administer of the Ohio Going Blue, an officer of the law, too said he couldn’t agree more.

He said:

This is a positive post, but some of you can’t see the bigger picture.
As an officer, I do not go into any establishment expecting [or] wanting anything to be free or…. even a discount, whether I’m in uniform or not, and I can tell you other officers feel the same way. We don’t like ‘special treatment.’ The fact is that KFC is acknowledging law enforcement, which is why this was posted. To those who stated that other first responders should also be acknowledged. My answer? ABSOLUTELY.”

The fine officers of the law lay their well being on the line for us every day, and do their very best to keep us safe but have nothing in return, so to give them a free meal and keep them fueled up for their long day is reasonable….

Why do you think of the KFC sign in the window? Do you support it?

Sandra Bullock – Photos You Won’t Be Able to Take Your Eyes Off

She has received several awards and nominations, including an Academy Award and a Golden Globe Award. She was the world’s highest-paid actress in 2010 and 2014, and was named one of Time’s 100 most influential people in the worlin 2010.

Early life and education. Bullock was born on July 26, 1964 in Arlington County, Virginia, the daughter of Helga Mathilde (née Meyer; 1942–2000),

An opera singer and voice teacher from Germany, and John Wilson Bullock (1925–2018), an Army employee and part-time voice coach from Birmingham, Alabama.

She has received several awards and nominations, including an Academy Award and a Golden Globe Award. She was the world’s highest-paid actress in 2010 and 2014, and was named one of Time’s 100 most influential people in the worlin 2010.

   

Early life and education. Bullock was born on July 26, 1964 in Arlington County, Virginia, the daughter of Helga Mathilde (née Meyer; 1942–2000),

Two old ladies, Dolly and Ruby, were sitting on a park bench

Two old ladies, Dolly and Ruby, were sitting on a park bench, chatting about their grandchildren.

Dolly sighed, “You know, every year, I send each of my grandkids a card with a nice, fat cheque inside. And you know what I get in return? Absolutely nothing. No thank-you calls, no messages, not even a measly emoji.”

Ruby chuckled, “Well, Dolly, I send generous cheques to my grandkids too, but I hear from them within a week of sending it. In fact, they all make a point to visit me in person!”

Dolly’s eyes widened. “Seriously? How do you manage that? What’s your secret?”

Ruby leaned in with a sly grin and whispered, “Oh, it’s very simple, my dear. I don’t sign the cheque.”

Little Johnny overheard his friends saying that adults have deep

Little Johnny overheard his friends saying that adults have deep, dark secrets and can be easily manipulated. Always curious, Johnny decided to test this theory.

When he got home, he walked up to his mom and confidently said, “Mom, I know everything.”

His mom’s eyes widened. She quickly hushed him and handed him $10, whispering, “Just don’t tell your father, okay?”

Johnny thought to himself, This is amazing!

An hour later, his dad came home from work. Johnny approached him and said, “Dad, I know everything.”

His dad froze for a moment, then pulled out his wallet and handed Johnny $100. “Keep this between us and don’t tell your mom,” he said.

Johnny was thrilled. This was working better than he could have imagined!

Just then, the mailman knocked on the door. Johnny opened it and greeted him with a mischievous grin. “I know everything, mister,” Johnny said.

The mailman’s face turned pale, his jaw dropped, and his eyes welled up with tears. After a moment, he said, “Well then, Johnny… come give Daddy a hug.”

At the bus stop, 6-year-old Johnny stands beside his mum as they wait. She leans down and whispers,

At the bus stop, 6-year-old Johnny stands beside his mum as they wait. She leans down and whispers,

“I’ll buy a ticket for myself, but if the driver asks how old you are, say you’re 5. That way, I won’t have to pay for you.”

The bus arrives, and they climb aboard. Mum purchases an adult return ticket to the town center.

The driver, glancing at Johnny, smiles and asks,
“And what’s your name, young man?”

Johnny beams. “I’m Johnny!”

The driver nods. “And how old are you, Johnny?”

“I’m 5,” Johnny replies confidently.

The driver chuckles and follows up, “And when will you be 6?”

Johnny grins wide. “As soon as I get off the bus!”

The Surgeons’ Favorite Patients

The Surgeons’ Favorite Patients

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing their favorite people to operate on.

The first surgeon said, “I prefer operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in perfect alphabetical order.”

The second surgeon chimed in, “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order.”

The third surgeon added, “I enjoy operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color-coded.”

The fourth surgeon paused and said, “I prefer operating on politicians.”

The other three surgeons stared at him in disbelief. One of them asked, “Why?”

The fourth surgeon grinned and replied, “Because they’re heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable!”

A man is driving down a quiet country road when he loses control of his car and veers into a ditch.

A man is driving down a quiet country road when he loses control of his car and veers into a ditch.

Frustrated but unhurt, he walks to a nearby farmhouse and explains his predicament to the farmer.

The farmer nods, grabs a rope, and leads his old horse to the crash site.

Tying the rope securely to the car, the farmer calls out, “Pull, Zoomer, pull!” The horse doesn’t budge.

“Pull, Radar, pull!” the farmer shouts, but again, the horse remains still.

“Pull, Dasher, pull!” the farmer yells, but the horse stands firm.

Finally, the farmer says, “Pull, Dusty, pull!” At this, the horse starts pulling and easily drags the car out of the ditch.

Amazed, the driver asks, “Why did you call your horse by different names?”

The farmer chuckles and replies, “Dusty is blind. If he thought he was pulling alone, he wouldn’t have tried.”

He glances around the room before settling into a seat beside a strikingly beautiful woman.

He glances around the room before settling into a seat beside a strikingly beautiful woman.

Giving her a brief look, he casually checks his watch.

Noticing this, the woman raises an eyebrow and asks, “Expecting someone?”

He smirks. “No, just testing out my new state-of-the-art watch—courtesy of Q.”

Intrigued, she leans in slightly. “Oh? And what makes it so special?”

“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telepathically,” he explains.

She chuckles. “Really? And what’s it telling you now?”

He grins. “It says you’re not wearing any panties.”

The woman laughs and shakes her head. “Well, your fancy gadget must be malfunctioning, because I definitely am.”

Bond taps the watch, frowning slightly. Then, with a sly smile, he mutters, **“Bloody thing’s an hour fast.”**

At 3 o’clock in the morning, a man and his wife were jolted awake by a loud

At 3 a.m., a man and his wife were jolted awake by a loud, persistent pounding on their front door.

Groaning, the man reluctantly got up and went to see who it was. Standing in the pouring rain was a drunken stranger, swaying unsteadily.

“Could you give me a push?” the man slurred, water dripping off his soaked clothes.

The husband stared at him in disbelief. “Absolutely not!” he barked. “It’s three in the morning!” He slammed the door shut and stomped back to bed, muttering angrily under his breath.

“Who was that?” his wife asked, still half-asleep.

“Just some drunk guy wanting a push,” he grumbled.

“And did you help him?” she pressed.

“Help him? Of course not! It’s the middle of the night, and it’s pouring out there!”

His wife sat up, turning on the bedside lamp. “You’ve got a short memory,” she said sternly.

“Don’t you remember when our car broke down three months ago? Those two kind strangers stopped to help us without hesitation. How can you refuse to do the same?”

The man sighed heavily, knowing she was right. Grumbling under his breath, he got dressed and trudged back out into the storm.
Stepping into the cold rain, he called into the darkness, “Hello? Are you still out there?”

“Yeah, I’m here!” came the faint response.

“Do you still need a push?” the man yelled.

“Yes, please!” the stranger replied eagerly.

Squinting into the gloom, the husband shouted, “Where exactly are you?”

“Over here!” the voice called back. “On the swing!”