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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”

His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night… whether you’re here or not.”

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night… whether you’re here or not.”

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, “What were you and Dad doing?” The mother replies, “Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.” “You’re wasting your time,” said the boy. “Why is that?” asked his mom, puzzled. “Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.”

A little boy walks into his parents’ room

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, “What were you and Dad doing?” The mother replies, “Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.” “You’re wasting your time,” said the boy. “Why is that?” asked his mom, puzzled. “Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.”

Doctor I have a problem, I finish very quickly…See the continuation in the first comment 👇👇 I laugh so hard 😂😂
This might get a bit TMI, but hey, this is a forum about relationships so whaddya expect? 😂

Hi everyone. I never thought I’d post about something so personal, but I’m not sure what else to do.

I’m 21 and have been with my 22 year old boyfriend for almost a year. Our relationship is great and I love him to bits. We get along wonderfully and he treats me brilliantly. There’s only one thing that I can complain/worry about….

My boyfriend has never been able to finish inside me during sex. Never. He can come just fine from handjobs and oral, but not from full sex. Every time we have sex I have to finish him off with my hand or mouth, otherwise we’ll be at it for literally hours. One time we tried for TWO HOURS and I still had to use my hand to finish him off! I know some girls would love to have a guy that lasted so long, but it’s starting to get me down and negatively affect my confidence. A couple of times he’s even gone soft inside me, and that of course devastated me. Does he find me and my body that unattractive? Am I that bad in bed? A couple of times I’ve even gotten upset and straight up asked him if it’s me.

He assures me that it isn’t me, that he DOES find me very attractive (and he does compliment me and my body a lot, both in and out of bed), and he loves touching me and does find sex enjoyable, but he still can’t come! He says he does get ‘close’, but for whatever reason can’t seem to quite get there. He admits that he takes a while to finish whilst masturbating too, and he actually comes quicker when I’m doing it. But again, PIV sex is different. What could it be? I’m beginning to think it may be performance anxiety. We are both quite inexperienced sexually (we lost our virginities to each other just a few months ago) and he admits he often worries about wether it feels good for me (which it most assuredly does 😏) and wether he’s doing it right. Which again, he most assuredly is. I also suspect he is depressed/suffering from anxiety. He was physically and psychologically abused by his father as a kid and still suffers from flashbacks of his dad choking and punching him. Thankfully his dad is no longer in his life, but the scars of his abuse still linger. He is only just now going to see a doctor at my insistence after years of suffering in silence. He is a typical man in the respect that he kept refusing to see a doctor, and it was only after he broke down in tears in my arms a few weeks ago and had a panic attack after yet another flashback that he agreed he should seek help. His mother is, unfortunately, quite cold and uncaring (when he told her he may be depressed she told him ‘to deal with it’…) whilst also relying on him very heavily for financial support. He HATES living with her. However, he is moving out of his mother’s house into his own place next week, so hopefully that will relieve some of the anxiety. Like I said, our relationship is perfect aside from this one issue. He is a great guy and I love him to bits. Plus, even though there is this one issue, our sex life is actually quite good despite it. He is, um, very good with his hands and mouth and is a selfless and caring lover, and again he assures me that he enjoys sex and so do I, it’s just that he can’t seem to finish the job and I do worry that it’s me! Is he not as attracted to me as he claims? Am I rubbish in bed? Or is it his anxiety that’s getting in the way? How could we go about tackling this issue?

Argh, I’m so confused. Any advice would be appreciated! Cheers ❤

My grandfather was the world’s most cheap person. I got a $30 gift card from him after he d!ed. For some reason, I chose to use it instead of giving it away. There was a time in my life before and after that event. When I gave the checker the card, her face turned pale. Cashier: That’s not possible, where did you get that?

Me: Uh… My grandfather owned it. Cashier: ”STOP EVERYONE!”. IN FRONT OF US is the winner of our store’s secret contest that has been going on for ten years! The cashier was very excited to tell the customer that the gift card was a special promotional item that had a million-dollar prize that had been unused for years. I stood there stunned as the store manager came over to confirm what I already knew to be true.

My grandpa’s “stingy” gift turned into a fortune that changed my whole life and my future in an instant. What can be learned from the story: Being a cheapskate means you like to make every dollar count. But sometimes it’s nice to spend your hard-earned money on the people you love. It doesn’t mean you spend a lot of money. You can show them you care by giving them a treat or the nice gift they’ve always wanted.

A devastating accident in Ogden Canyon on Saturday took the lives of Richard David Hendrickson, CEO and president of Lifetime Products, and his 16-year-old daughter Sally.

As described by the Utah Highway Patrol, a bulldozer being towed by a truck broke loose and fell onto their pickup truck, killing them instantly.

The accident happened as the tow vehicle, towing a small bulldozer, navigated a sharp right-hand curve. The bulldozer broke loose and slid into Hendrickson’s GMC pickup. Both Hendrickson and Sally were declared deceased at the scene, while two other adult passengers sustained non-life-threatening injuries. Lifetime Products honored Hendrickson, describing him as more than just a company leader.

They highlighted his diverse talents, legendary mechanical aptitude, and exceptional ability to connect with people. Hendrickson also served as the stake president of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.Utah Governor Spencer Cox expressed his condolences on X, mourning the loss of his friend and leader, and offering prayers for the grieving family.This tragic event has left a profound impact on the community, with many mourning the loss of Hendrickson and his daughter

We all know that math can sometimes feel like a different language, especially for kids trying to navigate through numbers and equations.

It’s like being thrown into a world where everything looks the same but somehow doesn’t quite add up. But in the case of our little hero, it seems that he’s not just grappling with multiplication; he’s discovering the humorous side of math class…

Here it goes:

A little boy comes home from school and tells his father,

”I got an F in math today.”

His father replies, ”What happened?”

The boy says, ”Well, my teacher asked me, ‘What’s 3 times 2’, and I said 6.’”

The father replies, ”Well, that’s correct.”

The boy says, ”I know. Then she asked me, ‘What’s 2 times 3.’”

The father then replies, ”What the fuck is the difference?”

The boys says, ”That’s what I said!”

BONUS STORY: Do you fart in bed ?
Do you fart in bed?

If this story doesn’t make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn’t stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room.

The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face.

She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, “Honey you were right… all these years you have warned me and I didn’t listen to you.” “What do you mean?” asked his wife. “Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in……………….…..”

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While my mom battled cancer, I was her caregiver, nursing her until her final days. But when she passed away, my mom split her money between my money-hungry brother and aunts. But it turns out that there was more to the story.

It turns out that inheritance, loss, and family are the ultimate recipes for drama. Let me tell you all about what happened after my mom passed away.

My mom battled with cancer for the longest time. When I look back now, it was something that had been around throughout my early life and then carried on when I enrolled at the community college close to home. Mom was always my best friend, so naturally, I was going to be there every step of the way while she battled this illness.

I just remember the days bleeding into nights when she was sick — something that was in a constant loop. But I also remember that the spoon-feeding and the hand-holding gave her as much comfort as they gave me. And then, on the other side of this story, my brother and aunts only showed up when they needed something. Usually, to have their bills paid

Or, like the one aunt (while my mom was on a steady decline), she wanted mom’s “contacts” to sort out a new house for her. Because my mom owned a real estate agency. The audacity was unbelievable.

Anyway, Mom tried her hardest, but the illness took over in the end. Now, fast forward to the day of the will reading. All the relatives, the lawyer, and I were sitting in a room like something straight out of a Hallmark movie — think of wood everywhere and a chipped tea set on the scratched surface of an impossibly old coffee table.

I was sipping a cup of weak tea from one of the chipped teacups when the lawyer dropped the bomb. Mom’s savings, about all $5 million of it, was to be split between my brother and my aunts. I choked back the tea, thinking what was happening in the name of heaven. Because I got nothing. Zip. Nada.

Now, I’m sitting there, with tears streaming down my face and onto the white skirt I was wearing — mascara drops staining my clothing. And this greedy bunch did not even bother to hide their smirks.

I was baffled

How on earth could my mom have done this to me? I thought, wiping my nose with the face of my hand. And then, as a classic overthinker, I began to wonder whether I cared enough for her during those final months.

But then, the lawyer stood up and handed me an envelope.

“Your Mom,” he said, “loved you more than anyone.”

Of course, the room gets quiet, and the greedy bunch all look hungrily at the letter. Dearest Lily, it said on the front.

I opened the letter, and an address and a key were written on a single piece of paper.

Now, I’m sitting there and thinking, What the heck, Mom?

But I decided to check it out. Maybe she wanted me to clear out a storage room or something. The lawyer decided to tag along, tight-lipped about everything. So, we got to the address, which turned out to be this hidden gem of a house. A beautiful home with even my favorite flowers planted along the walkway.

Mom had left me a fully paid-for home! And it was clear that she had left her imprint on the place because there were photos of us inside. And another letter on the glass table in the entrance hall — this letter was to spill the beans.

It turns out my mom knew all about how my brother and aunts were the biggest money drains. But she wanted me to have a place to build a future and a family. To make new memories in a place that clearly has her spirit.

As for the money? Well, the letter said that she handed it to them, fully aware that they would blow through it. She wanted to teach them the value of things and focus on family ties. Which was bound to happen when the money was long gone.

But now, I’m standing in my new kitchen, drinking coffee from the coffee machine I always wanted, and I realize that mom’s love was never in the money — no. It was in this home, and I knew that this gift would be more valuable to me than anything else.

Hey, Mom? You still know the best.

HOLY PRINCE Cressida Bonas, the 51-year-old sister of Harry’s ex-girlfriend, passed away. Pandora Cooper-Key had been battling illness for 24 years when she was informed that she had an incurable brain tumor.

The daughter of a nobleman named Esmond Cooper-Key was Lady Mary Gaye Curzon. She was half-sister of actress and model Anna Bonas and had eleven siblings in total.In May 2012, Princess Eugenie, the daughter of Sarah Ferguson, presented Cressida and Prince Harry for the first time.

Although they had some disagreements after Harry was rumored to have been spotted nude in Las Vegas, they continued to date until April 2014.When Harry and Meghan Markle got married in May 2018, Cressida and his other ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy went to the wedding.

Cooper-Key, a ceramicist and former Vivienne Westwood accessory designer, claimed that her funeral had been planned “thousands of times” by her family.

The mother of two was informed later that year that there was a tumor on her left side of the brain that was incurable. She hoped that immunotherapy would help her. When west Londoner Pandora was originally diagnosed with Paget’s Disease, a rare form of kidney cancer, she was 26 years old. She overcame the sickness and, roughly ten years later, gave birth to her first child.

Remarkably, a few weeks after giving baby, the physicians informed her that they had discovered a sarcoma in her left eye. Sarcomas are extremely rare and aggressive tumors, with just a few thousand being diagnosed annually in the UK.Cooper-Key was given only 10 months to live when her tear duct was removed, but she persisted for years.

Before another was discovered behind her nose, one was discovered in her cheek and effectively extracted. She also experienced severe seizures, often leaving her unconscious for many days. Cooper-Key required Botox to paralyze the other half of her face because she was left without muscles in half of it despite undergoing eight surgery to remove malignancies and subsequent cosmetic procedures. “I’m the only girl in town who gets it free,” she joked in a 2021 interview with The Times.

She then developed a brain tumor towards the end of the previous year, which the doctors said could not be removed.

Femail stated, “To operate, they’d have to go through blood vessels, which is not good,” during a conversation a few months ago.

In the first meeting, they firmly stated, “I’m really sorry, but we can’t .”Cooper-Key was characterized as follows: “Devoted aunt to her nieces and nephews, and dear sister of her two brothers and eight sisters, as well as the beloved daughter of the late Edmond Cooper-Key and Lady Mary Gaye Curzon, adored mother of Bow and Nestor. ”Kerry Reeves-Kneip, Director of Communications at Sarcoma UK, commended Cooper-Key for her efforts in bringing attention to the illness. “By being so transparent about her experience, she helped raise awareness about sarcoma and the challenges that patients face,” she added.

Beyond her fundraising efforts, Pandora touched the lives of countless individuals; her resilience and kindness have left a lasting legacy. I would like to express our sincere sympathies to the family of Pandora, which includes her mother, Lady Mary, her sister, Cressida Bonas, her two kids, and everyone who was close to her, on behalf of Sarcoma UK.

Pandora has had a profound impact on both our organization and other sarcoma patients. “At Sarcoma UK, we will honor her by redoubling our efforts to further our mission.” “Pandora’s bravery, kindness, and unbreakable spirit will always be cherished in our hearts.”

A Unique Birth

Tomm Tennent’s birth in South East Australia in 1993 marked the beginning of an extraordinary journey. His parents quickly realized their baby was unique, though no one anticipated the severity of his condition. Initial ultrasounds hinted at abnormalities, but the full extent of Tomm’s condition was beyond what anyone could have imagined.

Medical Mystery

Tomm’s condition, later identified as a rare skin disorder with high levels of Hyaluronic acid, initially baffled doctors. His appearance bore similarities to the Shar Pei dog breed, known for its wrinkled skin, due to elevated Hyaluronic acid levels. Fortunately, just as with Shar Peis, Tomm’s condition improved with age.

An Unexpected Discovery

Researchers discovered that Tomm’s Hyaluronic acid levels were 100 times higher than normal, similar to Shar Pei puppies.

This was a breakthrough that led to hopes that his skin condition would normalize over time. Dr. Andrew Ramsden predicted that Tomm’s condition would likely resolve as he grew older, which proved to be the case.

Tomm Today

Now 31 years old, Tomm Tennent’s story continues to inspire. Despite widespread interest from media and documentaries, traditional media follow-ups have been limited. Social media offers a glimpse into his current life, revealing that he is happily married to Hannah. The couple resides in Frankston, a suburb of Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

Tomm Tennent’s journey from a medical mystery to a life of normalcy is a testament to both medical advancements and personal resilience. His story remains a source of hope and inspiration for many.

At least 15 people tragically lost their lives in a devastating accident on Thursday in Manitoba, Canada. The incident occurred when a bus carrying elderly passengers collided with a truck at an intersection near Carberry, about 170 kilometers west of Winnipeg.

The passengers were on their way to a casino in Carberry. Rob Hill, the Deputy Police Officer and commander of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police in Manitoba, confirmed the fatalities, stating, “At least 15 individuals were pronounced dead as a result of the collision.”

An additional ten people are receiving medical treatment at the hospital. Both drivers survived the crash, but authorities have yet to determine who was at fault. Harrowing images from the scene showed destroyed wheelchairs and walkers near tarps covering the victims’ bodies.

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau offered his condolences, expressing support for the injured and the families of those who lost loved ones. Manitoba Premier Heather Stefanson also shared her sympathies for those affected.