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A cowboy decides to buy a horse from a preacher.

As the money changes hands, the preacher warns him, “Now this isn’t a regular horse. I’ve taught this one different commands… ” “To get him to run, you must say “Hallelujah!”

And to make him stop you must say “Amen”.” The cowboy thanks him and rides off on his new horse. Later that afternoon, the cowboy decides to test out the horse…

He saddles up and mounts, then kicks his heels, yelling “Heyahh!”…

The horse just stands there, unmoving.

Oh yeah, the rancher thinks, remembering what the preacher said, “Hallelujah!”

As the horse bolts into a dead run, the rancher holds on for dear life… “Woah! Slow down!” He yells while pulling hard at the reins.

But the horse continues running at top speed, straight for the edge of a tall cliff. “Stop! Woah!” he continues…

The horse wouldn’t stop or even slow down.

As the cliff gets closer and closer, the cowboy realizes he is about to die and quickly prays… “God, save my soul and forgive my sins, Amen.”

Suddenly, the horse slides to a stop, right at the very edge of the cliff.

The cowboy, giddy with relief, shouts… “Hallelujah!”

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.

She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

An old country boy with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game Warden.

The game warden asked the man, “May I see your fishing license please?”

“No, sir. Don’t need one.” These here are my pet fish.”

“Pet fish??” the game warden barked.

“Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o’mine down to the lake and let ’em swim ’round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into My net and I take ’em home.”

“HOGWASH! you’re under arrest.”

He said, “It’s the truth. I’ll show ya! We do this all the time!!”

He said, “It’s the truth. I’ll show ya! We do this all the time!!”

“We do, now, do we?” smirked the warden. “PROVE it!”

He released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, “Well?”

“Well, WHAT?”

The warden asked, “When are you going to call them back?”

“Call who back?”

“The FISH,” replied the warden!

“What fish?”.

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!”

He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her underclothes and ravaged her.

He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.

When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said,

“That was the best, honey. You’ve never moved like that before, you didn’t hurt yourself did you?” His wife replies, “No, no. I’ll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my bum.”

A wife sent a message to her husband

Wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.”

Husband: Who is Priscilla?

Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure you read my message.

Husband: But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about?

Wife: Where are you??

Husband: Near the vegetable market

After 10 minutes she texts her husband, “Where are you?”

Husband: I’m at the office. Now that you are at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need.

Everyone asked a 100-year-old man for his health secrets:

The old man said:

I’ll tell you a secret. I’ve been married for 75 years. Promised my wife when we got married that when two people quarrel, the loser has to walk for 5 kilometers.

I’ve been walking 5 kilometers every day for 75 years !

Everyone asked again: But how come your wife’s very healthy as well?

The old man answered: I’lI tell you another secret. She’d been following me to make sure I really finish the 5 kilometers!

The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:

‘The tender one’

‘The amazing one’

‘Lady of my dreams,

She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.

Then she called the second number to which his sister replied.

When she dialed the third number her own phone rang.

She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it.

Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as

‘Uncle Mike the mechanic’

When a customer left his cell phone in my store,

I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed send.

His mother answered, and I told her what happened.

“Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll take care of it.”

A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was “Mom.”

“Martin,” she said, “you left your cell phone at the convenience store.”

A woman decides to surprise her husband with a brand new luxury wardrobe

While he’s at work she goes to IKEA and finds a beautiful wardrobe, buys it, and returns home.

Reading the instructions, she easily assembles the marvelous piece of furniture Then, as she stood satisfied with her work, a bus passed by the window and the whole wardrobe fell apart.

Stunned, the woman assembles the wardrobe again, making sure she follows the instructions exactly.

When she finishes all looks perfect, but a few minutes later a bus passes, and again the wardrobe falls to pieces!

At this point, the woman has had enough and calls customer support to explain the wardrobe she bought collapsed whenever a bus passed.

The man on the other end insists that they provide any service necessary for the proper installation of their furniture, and sends over the very carpenter who designed the wardrobe to help.

The carpenter watches as the woman assembles, seemingly perfect, the wardrobe.

And yet, as the next bus passes it falls to pieces again!

Determined to figure out the issue, the carpenter helps her rebuild the wardrobe and enters inside to see exactly what happens when a bus passes.

Suddenly the woman’s husband bursts through the front door, demanding to know why the neighbours had texted him saying a strange man had been in their house for hours.

Surging through the house he throws open doors until he comes across the new wardrobe.

He opens the wardrobe to reveal the carpenter inside, and demands to knows what he was doing there.

Shocked, the carpenter says: “Would you believe me if I said I’m waiting for the bus?”

There’s a Woman in a Boat Riddle: Try to Solve the Viral Riddle

There is no shortage of education and entertainment. Thanks to smartphones, it’s all at our fingertips. Even with all the variety, spending a few minutes on riddles and brain teasers will do wonders. In fact, recently, there has been a ‘woman in a boat riddle’ that is captivating the interest of the internet. People are finding themselves stumped, even if they are experts at solving riddles. Unlike the riddles that rely on intelligence, this one is more about your attentiveness and creativity. Are you ready for it? Here you go:

The Woman in a Boat Riddle:

The riddle goes: There is a woman in a boat, on a lake, wearing a coat. If you want to know her name, it’s in the riddle I just wrote. What’s her name?

Can you find out the woman’s name? We assure you that there is not a single lie in the riddle. It’s as straightforward as can be! If you are still struggling, here’s a hint. Try to break the riddle into smaller parts, and read every part with as much attention as possible. Also, do not overthink. The name of the woman, however, is not one you will hear out in the streets, so be aware!

Ready for the answer? It is “There”. “There is the woman’s name”.

This riddle is a perfect example of a good one that is also short. It misdirects the reader towards places that are farther away from the real solution. Of course, “There” is hardly a name you will ever actually hear. However, technically and grammatically, it is not wrong! That’s what makes it a bit silly but super fun. Here are two more riddles that can get your head pumping.

Sons and Daughters

The riddle goes: Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?

At first glance, it might seem like there is no way there is enough information to give an exact number. But rest assured, it is very simple. This riddle is a more mathematical one, but it still tests your reading skills like the previous one. Here’s a hint: pay attention to the number depicted by the nouns!

Ready for the answer? The answer is “5”. Mr. Smith has 5 children.

Most people conclude that there are 8 children since the statement says there is a brother for each daughter. However, even if there is one brother, each daughter will have a brother because they are siblings! Also, if there were multiple brothers, the statement would have to say, each daughter has brothers.

London Bridge

The riddle goes: I met a man on London Bridge. He tipped his hat and drew his name. He cheated at the guessing game. What was the man’s name?

This one is the most complicated one of them all. You will have to use your pronunciation skills to the test to figure out the solution for this one. The answer is not “man” as was the case for the first one. There is a proper name here! The hint is to look for words or phrases that can sound like a direct and complete answer to the question.

Ready for the answer? The answer is “Andrew”.

If you follow the hint, you will realize why this is the answer very quickly. If you join together the phrase “and drew his name” in the second sentence, it can also sound like “Andrew’s his name”. This is a direct answer to the question at the end!