{"id":6939,"date":"2025-06-10T05:33:55","date_gmt":"2025-06-10T04:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6939"},"modified":"2025-06-10T05:33:55","modified_gmt":"2025-06-10T04:33:55","slug":"redneck-gets-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6939","title":{"rendered":"Redneck Gets Married"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A redneck gets married and on his wedding night finds his bride in the sexiest piece of lingerie he\u2019s ever laid eyes on.<\/p>\n<p>She looks at him and says \u201cI want you to know that you\u2019ll be my first and only man.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The redneck quickly re-dresses and angrily grabs his wife and throws her in the truck and drops her off at her parent\u2019s home.<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later his father calls and asks what\u2019s the matter to which the redneck replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201d If she ain\u2019t good enough for her own family she ain\u2019t good enough for mine!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A redneck gets married and on his wedding night finds his bride in the sexiest piece of lingerie he\u2019s ever laid eyes on. She looks at him and says \u201cI want you to know that you\u2019ll be my first and only man.\u201d The redneck quickly re-dresses and angrily grabs his wife and throws her in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6939"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6940,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6939\/revisions\/6940"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}