A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
\nHer husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.<\/p>\n
The wife answers: \u201cThank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband laughs and says: \u201cA gorgeous Italian girl!\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman kept quiet and left.<\/p>\n
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: \u201cSo, honey, how was the trip?\u201d<\/p>\n
Very good, thank you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd, what happened to my present?\u201d<\/p>\n
Which present?\u201d She asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe one I asked for \u2013 a gorgeous Italian girl!\u201d<\/p>\n
Oh, that\u201d she said, \u201cWell, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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