The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0he said.\u00a0\u201cMy father taught me.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cGood. What comes after three?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cFour,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0answered the boy.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat comes after six?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cSeven.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cVery good,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0said the teacher.\u00a0\u201cYour dad did a good job. And what comes after 10?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cJack.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n A school hired a new Spanish teacher fresh out of college.<\/p>\n On the teacher\u2019s first day, the principal decides to sit in her class to observe.<\/p>\n He sits down next to Little Johnny.<\/p>\n As the class progresses, the teacher writes a sentence in Spanish on the board.<\/p>\n Suddenly, she drops the chalk on the floor and bends down to pick it up.<\/p>\n When she straightens back up, she asks the class to translate the sentence she just wrote.<\/p>\n Little Johnny raises his hand and says,<\/p>\n \u201cIf the skirt was a bit shorter, I\u2019d hit it.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Naturally flustered, the teacher yells out,<\/p>\n \u201cJohnny! That is disgusting and very rude! Get out of my class right now!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n As Little Johnny is packing his things, he hits the principal on the head with his Spanish textbook and says.<\/p>\n \u201cAnd you Mister, if you don\u2019t know sh!t, keep your d@mn mouth shut!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n ??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. \u201cYes,\u201d\u00a0he said.\u00a0\u201cMy father taught me.\u201d \u201cGood. What comes after three?\u201d \u201cFour,\u201d\u00a0answered the boy. \u201cWhat comes after six?\u201d \u201cSeven.\u201d \u201cVery good,\u201d\u00a0said the teacher.\u00a0\u201cYour dad did a good job. And what comes after 10?\u201d \u201cJack.\u201d A school hired a new Spanish teacher fresh out of college. On […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6917"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6918,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6917\/revisions\/6918"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}