{"id":6911,"date":"2025-06-10T05:01:14","date_gmt":"2025-06-10T04:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6911"},"modified":"2025-06-10T05:01:14","modified_gmt":"2025-06-10T04:01:14","slug":"a-man-came-home-from-work-one-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6911","title":{"rendered":"A man came home from work one day"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.<\/h2>\n<p>\u2018Just where the heck do you think you\u2019re going!\u2019, said the man.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018I\u2019m going to Las Vegas\u2019, said the wife, \u2018I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!<\/p>\n<p>\u2018The man said, \u2018Wait a minute!\u2019, and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Where the heck are you going?\u2019, said the wife.<\/p>\n<p>The man said,<strong>\u00a0\u2018I want to see how you\u2019re gonna live on $800 a year!\u2019<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. \u2018Just where the heck do you think you\u2019re going!\u2019, said the man. \u2018I\u2019m going to Las Vegas\u2019, said the wife, \u2018I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6911"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6912,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6911\/revisions\/6912"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}