{"id":6905,"date":"2025-06-10T04:57:26","date_gmt":"2025-06-10T03:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6905"},"modified":"2025-06-10T04:57:26","modified_gmt":"2025-06-10T03:57:26","slug":"mr-johnson-boarded-his-flight-to-new-york-city-and-approached-the-aisle-seat-he-had-booked-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6905","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Johnson boarded his flight to New York City and approached the aisle seat he had booked."},"content":{"rendered":"

Mr. Johnson boarded his flight to New York City and approached the aisle seat he had booked.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting there.<\/p>\n

\u201cExcuse me,\u201d Mr. Johnson said, trying to stay calm. \u201cThat\u2019s my seat. I specifically booked it.\u201d<\/p>\n

The woman looked up and said confidently, \u201cI\u2019m blonde, I\u2019m smart, and I\u2019m sitting in this aisle seat until the plane lands in New York City.\u201d<\/p>\n

Frustrated, Mr. Johnson checked her ticket. It clearly showed she was assigned to the middle seat.<\/p>\n

\u201cYour ticket says you\u2019re supposed to sit in the middle,\u201d he said, pointing to her ticket. \u201cI booked this aisle seat because I\u2019m six-foot-five, and I need the extra space. You\u2019re, what, five-foot-one? You\u2019ll be fine in the middle seat.\u201d<\/p>\n

The blonde, unfazed, repeated, \u201cI\u2019m blonde, I\u2019m smart, and I\u2019m sitting in this aisle seat until the plane lands in New York City.\u201d<\/p>\n

The woman in the window seat chimed in, \u201cYou should listen to him. My ex was tall\u2014only six-foot-one\u2014and he always needed the aisle seat to avoid feeling cramped.\u201d<\/p>\n

Still, the blonde replied, \u201cI\u2019m blonde, I\u2019m smart, and I\u2019m sitting in this aisle seat until the plane lands in New York City.\u201d<\/p>\n

At his wit\u2019s end, Mr. Johnson called over a flight attendant. He explained the situation, and the attendant nodded before leaning down to whisper something in the blonde\u2019s ear.<\/p>\n

Suddenly, the blonde\u2019s expression changed. Without a word, she moved to the middle seat.<\/p>\n

Relieved, Mr. Johnson sat down in the aisle seat.<\/p>\n

After the plane landed in New York, his curiosity got the better of him. He approached the flight attendant and asked, \u201cWhat did you say to her?\u201d<\/p>\n

The attendant smiled. \u201cI told her the aisle seat wasn\u2019t going to New York City.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n

A blonde walks into the police department.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

The officer wants to ask him a few questions.<\/p>\n

Officer: What\u2019s 2+2?<\/p>\n

Blonde: Ummmmm\u2026 4!<\/p>\n

Officer: What\u2019s the square root of 100?<\/p>\n

Blonde: Ummmm\u2026 10!<\/p>\n

Officer: Good! Now, who k-i.ll3d Abraham Lincoln?<\/p>\n

Blonde: Ummmm\u2026 I don\u2019t know<\/p>\n

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.<\/p>\n

The blonde comes home and calls one of her friends who asks her if she got the job.<\/p>\n

The blonde says enthusiastically: \u201cNot only did I get the job, I\u2019m already working on a murder case!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/p>\n

\n

A blonde goes into a Best Buy.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

A blonde walks into a Best Buy.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.<\/p>\n

The clerk looks at her and says he doesn\u2019t serve blondes, so she returns home and dyes her hair black.<\/p>\n

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk says he doesn\u2019t serve blondes.<\/p>\n

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair again, to a shade of red.<\/p>\n

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk.<\/p>\n

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn\u2019t serve blondes.<\/p>\n

The blonde asks the clerk, \u201cHow do you know I am a blonde?\u201d<\/p>\n

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, \u201cThat\u2019s not a TV \u2013 it\u2019s a microwave.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mr. Johnson boarded his flight to New York City and approached the aisle seat he had booked. To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting there. \u201cExcuse me,\u201d Mr. Johnson said, trying to stay calm. \u201cThat\u2019s my seat. I specifically booked it.\u201d The woman looked up and said confidently, \u201cI\u2019m blonde, I\u2019m smart, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6905"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6906,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6905\/revisions\/6906"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}