{"id":6891,"date":"2025-06-07T07:57:30","date_gmt":"2025-06-07T06:57:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6891"},"modified":"2025-06-07T07:57:30","modified_gmt":"2025-06-07T06:57:30","slug":"dave-bought-a-horse-from-a-farmer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6891","title":{"rendered":"Dave Bought A Horse From A Farmer."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A young man named Dave bought a horse from a farmer for $250<\/p>\n<p>The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, the farmer drove up to Dave\u2019s house and said,<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cSorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse d!ed\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dave replied, \u201cWell, then just give me my money back\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The farmer said, \u201cCan\u2019t do that. I went and spent it already\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dave said, \u201cOk, then, just bring me the d_ead horse\u201d<iframe id=\"iframe-ad-container-69af8da486baa6d4e8c9c6ad641fcd7a\" src=\"https:\/\/delivery.adrecover.com\/recover-v2.html?siteId=45941&amp;dataDogLoggingEnabled=false&amp;dataDogLoggingVersion=1\" name=\"69af8da486baa6d4e8c9c6ad641fcd7a\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" sandbox=\"allow-forms allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox allow-same-origin allow-scripts allow-top-navigation-by-user-activation\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The farmer asked, \u201cWhat ya gonna do with him?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dave said,\u00a0<strong>\u201cI\u2019m going to raffle him off\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The farmer said, \u201cYou can\u2019t raffle off a d_ead horse!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dave said, \u201cSure I can Watch me. I just won\u2019t tell anybody he\u2019s d_ead\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A month later, the farmer met up with Dave and asked,<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cWhat happened with that d_ead horse?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dave said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars apiece and made a profit of $2495\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The farmer said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDidn\u2019t anyone complain?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dave said,<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cJust the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young man named Dave bought a horse from a farmer for $250 The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Dave\u2019s house and said, \u201cSorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse d!ed\u201d Dave replied, \u201cWell, then just give me my money [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6891"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6892,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6891\/revisions\/6892"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}