{"id":6885,"date":"2025-06-07T07:50:04","date_gmt":"2025-06-07T06:50:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6885"},"modified":"2025-06-07T07:50:04","modified_gmt":"2025-06-07T06:50:04","slug":"two-guys-grow-up-together","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6885","title":{"rendered":"Two guys grow up together"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>Two guys grow up together, but after college, one moves to New York and the other to Washington.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.<\/p>\n<p>At the age of 32, they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch. \u201cWhere you wanna go?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHooters.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy Hooters?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey have those servers with the big b.o.o.bs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re on.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At age 42, they meet and play golf again, \u201cWhere you wanna go for lunch?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHooters.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAgain?<\/p>\n<p>Why?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At age 52 they meet and play again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo where you wanna go for lunch?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHooters.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe food is pretty good and there\u2019s plenty of parking.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At age 62 they meet again.<\/p>\n<p>After a round of golf, one says, \u201cWhere you wanna go?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHooters.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWings are half price and the food isn\u2019t too spicy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGood choice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At age 72 they meet again.<\/p>\n<p>Once again, after a round of golf, one says, \u201cWhere shall we go for lunch?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHooters.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGreat choice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At age 82 they meet and play again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere should we go for lunch?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHooters.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause we\u2019ve never been there before.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay, let\u2019s give it a try.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two guys grow up together, but after college, one moves to New York and the other to Washington. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At the age of 32, they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch. \u201cWhere you wanna [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6885"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6885\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6886,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6885\/revisions\/6886"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}