{"id":6878,"date":"2025-06-06T08:43:29","date_gmt":"2025-06-06T07:43:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6878"},"modified":"2025-06-06T08:43:29","modified_gmt":"2025-06-06T07:43:29","slug":"a-man-came-home-from-an-exhausting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6878","title":{"rendered":"A man came home from an exhausting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife:\u00a0<strong>\u201cGet me a beer before it starts!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The wife sighed and got him a beer.<\/p>\n<p>Ten minutes later, he said:\u00a0<strong>\u201cGet me another beer before it starts!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>She looked cross, but fetched another beer and slammed it down next to him.<\/p>\n<p>He finished that beer and a few minutes later said:\u00a0<strong>\u201cQuick, get me another beer, it\u2019s going to start any minute!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The wife was furious.\u00a0<strong>\u201cIs that all you\u2019re going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You\u2019re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore\u2026\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The man sighed and said:\u00a0<strong>\u201cIt\u2019s started.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There is a mommy stork, a daddy stork, and a baby stork.<\/p>\n<p>One day, daddy didn\u2019t come home for dinner.<\/p>\n<p>Mommy and baby were very worried.<\/p>\n<p>When dad came home late the next morning, they asked what he was doing.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was making a young couple very happy,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n<p>About a week later, mommy didn\u2019t come home for dinner.<\/p>\n<p>Daddy and the baby were very worried.<\/p>\n<p>When mom came home late the next morning, they asked what she was doing.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was making a young couple very happy,\u201d she replied<\/p>\n<p>A few days later, the baby didn\u2019t come home for dinner.<\/p>\n<p>Mom and dad were very worried.<\/p>\n<p>When he came home very late the next morning, they asked him where he was.<\/p>\n<p>Baby just grinned and said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ve been scaring the sh!t out of college students!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife:\u00a0\u201cGet me a beer before it starts!\u201d The wife sighed and got him a beer. Ten minutes later, he said:\u00a0\u201cGet me another beer before it starts!\u201d She looked cross, but fetched another [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6878"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6878\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6879,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6878\/revisions\/6879"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}