{"id":6864,"date":"2025-06-06T08:25:09","date_gmt":"2025-06-06T07:25:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6864"},"modified":"2025-06-06T08:25:09","modified_gmt":"2025-06-06T07:25:09","slug":"rude-bus-driver-funny-joke-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6864","title":{"rendered":"Rude Bus Driver (Funny Joke)"},"content":{"rendered":"

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.<\/p>\n

The bus driver says,\u00a0\u201cThat\u2019s the ugliest baby that I\u2019ve ever seen. Ugh!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.<\/p>\n

She says to a man next to her,\u00a0\u201cThe driver just insulted me!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

The man says,\u00a0\u201cYou go right up there and tell him off \u2013 go ahead, I\u2019ll hold your monkey for you.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

There once was a blind old man who decided to visit Texas.<\/p>\n

When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,<\/p>\n

\u201cWow, these seats are big!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cEverything is big in Texas.\u201d,<\/strong>\u00a0the person next to him answered.<\/p>\n

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.<\/p>\n

Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands.<\/p>\n

He exclaimed,\u00a0\u201cWow these mugs are big!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cEverything is big in Texas.\u201d,<\/strong>\u00a0the bartender replied.<\/p>\n

After a couple of beers, the blind old man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located.<\/p>\n

The bartender replied,<\/p>\n

\u201cSecond door to the right.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

The old man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over a bucket and skipped the second door.<\/p>\n

Instead, he entered the third door, which leads to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.<\/p>\n

Scared to d*ath, the blind old man started shouting\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t flush, don\u2019t flush!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"Poor Old fool\u201d thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub.<\/p>\n

So he invited the old man inside for a drink.<\/p>\n

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he\u2019d humor the old man and asked,<\/p>\n

\u201cSo how many have you caught today?\u201d<\/p>\n

The old man replied,<\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019re the eighth.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says,\u00a0\u201cThat\u2019s the ugliest baby that I\u2019ve ever seen. Ugh!\u201d The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her,\u00a0\u201cThe driver just insulted me!\u201d The man says,\u00a0\u201cYou go right up there and tell […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6864"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6865,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6864\/revisions\/6865"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}