{"id":6830,"date":"2025-06-02T08:35:20","date_gmt":"2025-06-02T07:35:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6830"},"modified":"2025-06-02T08:35:20","modified_gmt":"2025-06-02T07:35:20","slug":"a-woman-finds-a-frog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6830","title":{"rendered":"A Woman Finds a Frog"},"content":{"rendered":"

One day a woman was playing golf when she hit her ball into the woods.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

She went to look for it in the woods and found a frog in a trap.<\/p>\n

The frog said to her, \u201cIf you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.\u201d<\/p>\n

The woman released the frog and the frog said, \u201cThank you, but I didn\u2019t mention that your wishes have a condition. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!\u201d<\/p>\n

She said, \u201cThat would be okay,\u201d and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.<\/p>\n

The frog warned her, \u201cYou know that this wish also makes your husband the most beautiful man in the world, that women will flock too.\u201d<\/p>\n

She replied, \u201cThat will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me.\u201d<\/p>\n

So, KAZAM \u2013 she\u2019s the most beautiful woman in the world!<\/p>\n

For her second wish, she wanted to become the richest woman in the world.<\/p>\n

The frog said, \u201cThat will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be ten times richer than you.\u201d<\/p>\n

She said, \u201cThat will be okay because what is mine is his, and what is his is mine.\u201d<\/p>\n

So, KAZAM \u2013 she is the richest woman in the world!<\/p>\n

The frog then asked about her third wish and she answered, \u201cI\u2019d like a mild heart attack.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One day a woman was playing golf when she hit her ball into the woods. She went to look for it in the woods and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, \u201cIf you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.\u201d The woman released the frog and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6830"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6831,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6830\/revisions\/6831"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}