{"id":6828,"date":"2025-06-02T08:34:42","date_gmt":"2025-06-02T07:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6828"},"modified":"2025-06-02T08:34:42","modified_gmt":"2025-06-02T07:34:42","slug":"one-day-a-blonde-is-sick-and-tired-of-all-these-blonde-jokes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6828","title":{"rendered":"One day a blonde is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.<\/p>\n

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
\ngoing to paint a couple of rooms in the house.<\/p>\n

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
\ndown to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
\nsmells the distinctive smell of paint.<\/p>\n

He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.<\/p>\n

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
\nwhat she is doing.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
\nover her fur coat.<\/p>\n

She replies that she was reading the
\ndirections on the paint can and they said\u2026<\/p>\n

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

A Duck wanted to Buy Grapes<\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

One day a duck walks into a store and asks the manager if they sell grapes.<\/p>\n

The manager says, \u201cNo, we don\u2019t sell grapes.\u201d<\/p>\n

The duck goes home and comes back the next day and asks the same question.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo, we do not sell grapes.\u201d the manager says<\/p>\n

The duck goes home, comes back the next day, and asks the same question. This time the manager says with an enraged face, \u201cNo, we don\u2019t sell grapes! If you ask one more time, I will nail your beak to the floor!\u201d<\/p>\n

The duck goes home. It comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any nails.<\/p>\n

The manager says, \u201cNo, I don\u2019t have any nails.\u201d The duck says,<\/p>\n

\u2026<\/p>\n

..<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

\u201cOkay, good. Do you sell grapes?\u201d<\/p>\n

Loll<\/p>\n

Love this Joke? we hope you enjoy it, you are loved!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6828"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6828\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6829,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6828\/revisions\/6829"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}