{"id":6826,"date":"2025-06-02T08:33:53","date_gmt":"2025-06-02T07:33:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6826"},"modified":"2025-06-02T08:33:53","modified_gmt":"2025-06-02T07:33:53","slug":"arthur-is-75-years-old-and-played-golf-every-day-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6826","title":{"rendered":"Arthur is 75 years old and played golf every day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Arthur is 75 years old. He has played golf every day since retiring 15 years ago.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

One day he arrives home looking downcast.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s it,\u201d he tells his wife.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that I couldn\u2019t see where it went once I hit the ball.\u201d<\/p>\n

His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea.<\/p>\n

As they sit down, she says, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s no good,\u201d sighs Arthur, \u201cyour brother is 85. He can\u2019t help.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHe may be 85,\u201d says the wife, \u201cbut his eyesight is perfect.\u201d<\/p>\n

So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.<\/p>\n

He tees up, takes a mighty swing, and squints down the fairway.<\/p>\n

He turns to the brother-in-law and says, \u201cDid you see the ball?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOf course I did!\u201d Answers the brother-in-law.<\/p>\n

\u201cI have perfect eyesight.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhere did it go?\u201d Arthur asks.<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t remember.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Finally, the pro asks her what she wants. \u201cI can\u2019t find any green golf balls,\u201d the blonde golfer complains.<\/p>\n

The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls.<\/p>\n

As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, \u201cBefore you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Arthur is 75 years old. He has played golf every day since retiring 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. \u201cThat\u2019s it,\u201d he tells his wife. \u201cI\u2019m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that I couldn\u2019t see where it went once I hit the ball.\u201d His wife sympathizes and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6826"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6827,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6826\/revisions\/6827"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}