{"id":6818,"date":"2025-06-02T08:27:53","date_gmt":"2025-06-02T07:27:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6818"},"modified":"2025-06-02T08:27:53","modified_gmt":"2025-06-02T07:27:53","slug":"a-blonde-walks-into-an-appliance-store-and-spots-a-tv-she-wants-to-buy-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6818","title":{"rendered":"A blonde walks into an appliance store and spots a TV she wants to buy."},"content":{"rendered":"

A blonde walks into an appliance store and spots a TV she wants to buy.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

She heads to the counter and says, \u201cI want to buy that TV.\u201d<\/p>\n

The salesman looks at her and says, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, ma\u2019am, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d<\/p>\n

Confused, the blonde walks out and dyes her hair brown. She returns to the store and says, \u201cI want to buy that TV.\u201d<\/p>\n

The salesman looks at her again and says, \u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019ve told you before, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d<\/p>\n

She walks out again and dyes her hair black. She returns and says, \u201cI want to buy that TV.\u201d<\/p>\n

The salesman gives her a tired look and says, \u201cI\u2019ve told you, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d<\/p>\n

Determined, she dyes her hair red and walks back into the store. She says, \u201cI want to buy that TV.\u201d<\/p>\n

The salesman sighs and says, \u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019ve told you four times now, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d<\/p>\n

The blonde, frustrated, asks, \u201cHow do you know I\u2019m a blonde?\u201d<\/p>\n

The salesman looks at her and says, \u201cBecause, ma\u2019am\u2026 that\u2019s a microwave.\u201d<\/p>\n

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A Rich Blonde Buying A New Sports Car<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car does not move at all.<\/p>\n

After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without success), she angrily calls the Jaguar dealers, and they send out a technician to her.<\/p>\n

The technician examines the car and determines that there is nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks, \u201cMa\u2019am, are you sure you are using the right gears?\u201d<\/p>\n

Angry, the rich blonde replies, \u201cHow on earth could you ask such a question!? I\u2019m not stupid, you know! Of course, I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!?!?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A blonde walks into an appliance store and spots a TV she wants to buy. She heads to the counter and says, \u201cI want to buy that TV.\u201d The salesman looks at her and says, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, ma\u2019am, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d Confused, the blonde walks out and dyes her hair brown. She returns […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6818"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6819,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6818\/revisions\/6819"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}