{"id":6809,"date":"2025-06-01T06:10:28","date_gmt":"2025-06-01T05:10:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6809"},"modified":"2025-06-01T06:10:28","modified_gmt":"2025-06-01T05:10:28","slug":"a-90-year-old-man-is-sitting-on-a-park-bench-sobbing-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6809","title":{"rendered":"A 90-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing"},"content":{"rendered":"

A 90-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what\u2019s wrong.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Through his tears, the old man answers, \u201cI\u2019m in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong with that?\u201d asks the young man.<\/p>\n

He answers between the sobs and sniffles, \u201cYou can\u2019t understand. She\u2019s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, and a meticulous housekeeper. She is also my best friend.\u201d<\/p>\n

He breaks down, no longer able to speak.<\/p>\n

The young man puts his arm around him. \u201cI don\u2019t understand. It sounds like you have a perfect relationship. Why are you crying?\u201d<\/p>\n

The old man answers, again through his tears, \u201cI forgot where I live.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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An Old Man Walked Into A Jewellery Store.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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A balding, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store last Friday night with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.<\/p>\n

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.<\/p>\n

The man said, \u201cNo, I\u2019d like to see something more special.\u2019<\/p>\n

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. \u201cHere\u2019s a stunning ring for just $40,000,\u201d the jeweler said.<\/p>\n

The lady\u2019s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.<\/p>\n

The old man seeing this said, \u2018We\u2019ll take it.\u2019<\/p>\n

The jeweler asked how the payment would be made and the man replied, \u2018By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I\u2019ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I\u2019ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.\u2019<\/p>\n

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, \u2018 Sir\u2026There\u2019s no money in that account.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201d I know,\u2019 said the old man\u2026 \u2018 But let me tell you about my weekend.\u2019<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A 90-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what\u2019s wrong. Through his tears, the old man answers, \u201cI\u2019m in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman.\u201d \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong with that?\u201d asks the young man. He answers between the sobs and sniffles, \u201cYou can\u2019t understand. She\u2019s a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6810,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6809\/revisions\/6810"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}