Thanksgiving: a time for gratitude, too much food\u2026 and chaos. Between awkward relatives and kitchen disasters, there\u2019s always something to laugh about.<\/p>\n
Like the kindergartener who proudly explained that boys puff up around girls and get \u201ccooked\u201d after marriage \u2014 while showing off her turkey drawing with a drooping snood. Or the teen buying condoms before dinner, only to discover his girlfriend\u2019s dad is the pharmacist. His Thanksgiving prayer? Longest of his life.<\/p>\n
Then there\u2019s the parrot who was rude \u2014 until it heard what the turkey said. A man who farted every morning was pranked by his wife with turkey guts \u2014 and believed he\u2019d expelled his insides. But don\u2019t worry, he \u201cpushed them back in.\u201d<\/p>\n
A son learns he might be dating his sister \u2014 until his mom reveals, \u201cHe\u2019s not your real dad.\u201d A husband insists on cooking the turkey \u2014 his wife smirks, \u201cNow you know how I feel when I drive.\u201d<\/p>\n
One couple fakes a divorce just to get the kids to visit. A girl outs her dad\u2019s dislike for grandma with a \u201cSpiderman\u201d joke. A turkey tries out for football \u2014 but only if the season ends before Thanksgiving.<\/p>\n
Remember, the real feast is the laughter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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