{"id":6761,"date":"2025-05-30T10:50:11","date_gmt":"2025-05-30T09:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6761"},"modified":"2025-05-30T10:50:11","modified_gmt":"2025-05-30T09:50:11","slug":"margaret-was-very-upset","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6761","title":{"rendered":"Margaret was very upset"},"content":{"rendered":"

Margaret was very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away.<\/h2>\n

She went to the undertaker\u2019s to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she started crying. One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this somber moment.<\/p>\n

Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.<\/p>\n

The undertaker apologizes and explains that traditionally, they always put the bodies in a black suit, but he\u2019d see what he could arrange.<\/p>\n

The next day she returned to the undertakers to have one last moment with Albert before his funeral the following day. When the undertaker pulls back the curtain, she managed to smile through her tears as Albert is resplendent in a smart blue suit.<\/p>\n

She said to the undertaker \u201cWonderful, wonderful, but where did you get that beautiful blue suit?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband\u2019s size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit,\u201d the undertaker replied.<\/p>\n

The wife smiled at the man.<\/p>\n

He continued,\u00a0\u201cAfter that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

A man went to the doctor and said that he hadn\u2019t been feeling very well recently.<\/h2>\n

The doctor examined the man, and prescribed three kinds of pills.<\/p>\n

The doctor said, \u201cTake the green one with a big glass of water when you wake up. Take the blue one with a big glass of water after you eat lunch. Then just before bed, take the red one with another big glass of water.<\/p>\n

The man, astounded that he had to take so much medicine, stammered, \u201cJeez Doc, exactly what is my problem?\u201d<\/p>\n

The doctor replied,\u00a0\u201cYou aren\u2019t drinking enough water.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry<\/h2>\n

to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, \u201cI forgot my teeth.\u201d<\/p>\n

The man said, \u201cNo problem.\u201d He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. \u201cTry these,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n

The speaker tried them. \u201cToo loose,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n

The man then said, \u201cI have another pair \u2013 try these.\u201d<\/p>\n

The speaker tried them and responded, \u201cToo tight.\u201d<\/p>\n

The man was not taken back at all. He then said, \u201cI have one more pair. Try them.\u201d<\/p>\n

The speaker said, \u201cThey fit perfectly.\u201d With that he ate his meal and gave his speech. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him.<\/p>\n

\u201cI want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I\u2019ve been looking for a good dentist.\u201d<\/p>\n

The man replied, \u201cI\u2019m not a dentist. I\u2019m an undertaker.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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