An Irishman was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the dark shadows.<\/p>\n
\u2018Twenty pounds,\u2019 she whispers.<\/p>\n
Paddy had never been with a hooker before but decides what the hell, it\u2019s only twenty pounds.<\/p>\n
So they hid in the bushes.<\/p>\n
They\u2019re going \u2018at it\u2019 for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.<\/p>\n
It is a Police Officer.<\/p>\n
Allo, Allo, Allo, What\u2019s going on \u2018ere, people? asks the cop.<\/p>\n
\u2018Ta be shure, Oi\u2019m making love to me missus,\u2019 Paddy answers, sounding annoyed.<\/p>\n
\u2018Oh, I\u2019m sorry,\u2019 says the cop,<\/p>\n
\u2018I didn\u2019t know.\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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