{"id":6730,"date":"2025-05-28T14:35:55","date_gmt":"2025-05-28T13:35:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6730"},"modified":"2025-05-28T14:35:55","modified_gmt":"2025-05-28T13:35:55","slug":"this-morning-at-83-years-old-i-found-myself-in-the-mcdonalds-drive-through","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6730","title":{"rendered":"This morning, at 83 years old, I found myself in the McDonald\u2019s drive-through"},"content":{"rendered":"

This morning, at 83 years old, I found myself in the McDonald\u2019s drive-through, taking my time placing my order.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

The young woman behind me didn\u2019t appreciate the wait\u2014she honked her horn and started mouthing something, clearly frustrated.<\/p>\n

Instead of letting it ruin my morning, I decided to respond with kindness.<\/p>\n

When I got to the first window, I paid for her order along with mine.<\/p>\n

The cashier must have told her because as we moved forward, she leaned out her window, waved, and mouthed, \u201cThank you,\u201d looking a bit embarrassed.<\/p>\n

But here\u2019s where it gets fun\u2014when I got to the second window, I showed them both receipts and took her food too.<\/p>\n

Now, she had to go back to the end of the line and start all over again.<\/p>\n

Moral of the story: Don\u2019t honk at older folks\u2014we\u2019ve been around long enough to know how to teach a lesson with a smile!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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An old woman is riding in an elevator.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building.\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n

When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.<\/p>\n

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: \u201cRalph Lauren\u2019s \u201cRomance\u201d, $150 an ounce! \u201d<\/p>\n

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also looks very arrogantly turning to the old woman who says: \u201cChanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!\u201d<\/p>\n

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.<\/p>\n

Before leaving, she looks the two beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts, and says: \u201cBroccoli. 49 cents a pound!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This morning, at 83 years old, I found myself in the McDonald\u2019s drive-through, taking my time placing my order. The young woman behind me didn\u2019t appreciate the wait\u2014she honked her horn and started mouthing something, clearly frustrated. Instead of letting it ruin my morning, I decided to respond with kindness. When I got to the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6730"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6731,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6730\/revisions\/6731"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}