{"id":6698,"date":"2025-05-26T07:05:24","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T06:05:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6698"},"modified":"2025-05-26T07:05:24","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T06:05:24","slug":"the-pilot-forgets-to-switch-off-the-intercom-and-the-whole-plane-can-hear-his-conversation-with-his-co-pilot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6698","title":{"rendered":"The Pilot Forgets To Switch Off The Intercom, And The Whole Plane Can Hear His Conversation With His Co-Pilot."},"content":{"rendered":"

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach.<\/p>\n

The pilot comes on the intercom,<\/p>\n

\u201cThis is your Captain. We\u2019re on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto.\u201d<\/p>\n

He forgets to switch off the intercom, and the whole plane can hear his conversation with his co-pilot.<\/p>\n

The co-pilot says to the pilot,<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

\u201cWell,\u201d says the skipper,<\/p>\n

\u201cfirst I\u2019m gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap . . . then I\u2019m gonna take that new stewardess with the huge t!ts out for dinner . . . . then I\u2019m gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her big time all night long!\u201d<\/p>\n

Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the isles, trying to get a look at the new stewardess.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane.
\nShe\u2019s so embarrassed that she tries to run to the cockpit to turn the intercom off.<\/p>\n

Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady\u2019s bag and falls on her face.<\/p>\n

The old lady leans over and says:<\/p>\n

\u201cNo need to hurry, dear. He\u2019s gonna take a sh!t first.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, \u201cThis is your Captain. We\u2019re on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto.\u201d He forgets to switch off […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2721,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6698"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6699,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6698\/revisions\/6699"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}