{"id":6694,"date":"2025-05-26T07:03:55","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T06:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6694"},"modified":"2025-05-26T07:03:55","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T06:03:55","slug":"teacher-gets-the-most-ridiculous-answer-and-would-have-be-smart-not-to-ask-the-question-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6694","title":{"rendered":"Teacher Gets The Most Ridiculous Answer And Would Have Be Smart Not To Ask The Question Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the following joke, we hear about a teacher who asked a student a question and when they didn\u2019t get the answer they wanted, they began to ridicule the child.<\/p>\n<p>In the end, we are left laughing and the teacher learned a lesson that they won\u2019t forget.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Teacher<\/strong>: \u201cIf I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Johnny<\/strong>: \u201cSeven.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Teacher<\/strong>: \u201cNo, listen carefully\u2026 If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Johnny<\/strong>: \u201cSeven.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Teacher<\/strong>: \u201cLet me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?\u201d<\/p>\n<div id=\"_adr_abp_container_6\" class=\"_adr_abp_container\" data-section=\"69af8da486baa6d4e8c9c6ad641fcd7a\" data-packetid=\"00000001-8f231ef1-5e92-429b-8418-4bc3cf2d8369\" data-render-time=\"1748239422142\"><\/div>\n<p><strong>Johnny<\/strong>: \u201cSix.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Teacher<\/strong>: \u201cGood. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Johnny<\/strong>: \u201cSeven!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Teacher<\/strong>: \u201cJohnny, where in the world do you get seven from?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Johnny: \u201cBecause I\u2019ve already got a cat!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the following joke, we hear about a teacher who asked a student a question and when they didn\u2019t get the answer they wanted, they began to ridicule the child. In the end, we are left laughing and the teacher learned a lesson that they won\u2019t forget. Teacher: \u201cIf I gave you 2 cats and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6694"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6695,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6694\/revisions\/6695"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}