{"id":6692,"date":"2025-05-26T07:02:47","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T06:02:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6692"},"modified":"2025-05-26T07:02:47","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T06:02:47","slug":"man-came-home-and-his-house-was-a-total-wreck-so-he-asks-his-wife-about-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6692","title":{"rendered":"Man came home and his house was a total wreck, so he asks his wife about it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>This one is a real \u201cgotcha.\u201d We know some folks that can really relate to this woman who keeps a might fine home\u2026 usually. If you can understand her dilemma, you might want to send this one to a friend!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.<\/p>\n<p>The door of his wife\u2019s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.<iframe id=\"iframe-ad-container-2a4c0f140506940321ce10a68492d9fa\" src=\"https:\/\/delivery.adrecover.com\/recover-v2.html?siteId=45941&amp;dataDogLoggingEnabled=false&amp;dataDogLoggingVersion=1\" name=\"2a4c0f140506940321ce10a68492d9fa\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" sandbox=\"allow-forms allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox allow-same-origin allow-scripts allow-top-navigation-by-user-activation\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Proceeding into the entryway, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.<\/p>\n<p>In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.<iframe id=\"iframe-ad-container-28933a130409609fabc752b08949d6a3\" src=\"https:\/\/delivery.adrecover.com\/recover-v2.html?siteId=45941&amp;dataDogLoggingEnabled=false&amp;dataDogLoggingVersion=1\" name=\"28933a130409609fabc752b08949d6a3\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" sandbox=\"allow-forms allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox allow-same-origin allow-scripts allow-top-navigation-by-user-activation\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.<\/p>\n<p>He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.<\/p>\n<p>He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.<\/p>\n<p>As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap, and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.<\/p>\n<p>As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.<\/p>\n<p>She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked:<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cWhat happened here?!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>She again smiled and answered, \u201cYou know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cYes,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0was his incredulous reply.<\/p>\n<p>She answered,\u00a0<strong>\u201cWell, today I didn\u2019t do it.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one is a real \u201cgotcha.\u201d We know some folks that can really relate to this woman who keeps a might fine home\u2026 usually. If you can understand her dilemma, you might want to send this one to a friend! A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6692"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6693,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6692\/revisions\/6693"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}