A man goes into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi.<\/p>\n
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
\nMe: Okay, I\u2019ll have a coke.
\nBartender: Is Pepsi okay?
\nMe: Sure. How much is that?
\nBartender: $3
\nMe: There you go. So, what\u2019s the wi-fi password?
\nBartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.<\/p>\n
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A Blonde Interview<\/strong><\/p>\n A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics<\/p>\n \u201cSo, miss, can you tell us your age, please?\u201d He asks. The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. \u201cAnd can you tell us your height, please?\u201d The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, \u201cFive foot three!\u201d<\/p>\n This isn\u2019t looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics.<\/p>\n \u201cAnd ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?\u201d The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying \u201cStephanie\u201d.<\/p>\n The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks \u201cJust out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cOh that!\u201d replies the blonde, \u201cThat\u2019s just me running through \u2018Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A man goes into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi. Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I\u2019ll have a coke. Bartender: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Sure. How much is that? Bartender: $3 Me: There you go. So, what\u2019s the wi-fi password? […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6689"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6690,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6689\/revisions\/6690"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nThe blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying \u201cEhh\u2026 25!\u201d<\/p>\n