{"id":6683,"date":"2025-05-26T06:59:09","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T05:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6683"},"modified":"2025-05-26T06:59:09","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T05:59:09","slug":"three-mischievous-old-grannies-were-sitting-on-a-bench-outside-a-nursing-home-when-an-old-grandpa-walked-by","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6683","title":{"rendered":"Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old grandpa walked by."},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old grandpa walked by.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>One of the grannies shouted:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey there! We bet we can tell you exactly how old you are!\u201d \ud83c\udfaf<\/p>\n<p>The old man laughed and said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo way you can guess that, you crazy old ladies!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>One granny winked and said,<\/p>\n<h2><strong>\u201cSure we can! Just drop your pants and underwear, and we\u2019ll tell you your exact age!\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The grandpa, feeling a little embarrassed but eager to prove them wrong, dropped his pants. \ud83d\ude33<\/p>\n<p>The grannies inspected carefully \u2014 asked him to turn around twice, jump up and down a few times\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Then they all yelled out together:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re 87 years old!\u201d \ud83c\udf89<\/p>\n<p>Shocked, the grandpa pulled up his pants and asked,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow in the world did you guess that??\u201d \ud83d\ude32<\/p>\n<p>The grannies burst out laughing and said:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe were at your birthday party yesterday!\u201d \ud83c\udf82\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old grandpa walked by. One of the grannies shouted: \u201cHey there! We bet we can tell you exactly how old you are!\u201d \ud83c\udfaf The old man laughed and said, \u201cNo way you can guess that, you crazy old ladies!\u201d One [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6683"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6684,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6683\/revisions\/6684"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}