{"id":6677,"date":"2025-05-26T06:55:17","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T05:55:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6677"},"modified":"2025-05-26T06:55:17","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T05:55:17","slug":"a-woman-is-sitting-bed-with-her-lover-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6677","title":{"rendered":"A woman is sitting bed with her lover"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u2018Hurry,\u2019 she said, \u2018stand in the corner.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Don\u2019t move until I tell you,\u2019 she said. \u2018Pretend you\u2019re a statue.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>\u2018What\u2019s this?\u2019 the husband inquired as he entered the roo<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Oh, it\u2019s a statue,\u2019 she replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>No more was said, not even when they went to bed.<\/p>\n<p>Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a beer.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Here, have this\u2019 he gives the sandwich and beer to the statue.<\/p>\n<p>Then he said to the statue: \u2018I stood like that for two days at the Smiths\u2019 house and nobody offered me anything!!\u2019<\/p>\n<p><strong>If you enjoyed this story, you should check out this one too, which I came across on another site a while ago.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. \u2018Hurry,\u2019 she said, \u2018stand in the corner.\u2019 She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. \u2018Don\u2019t move until I tell you,\u2019 she said. \u2018Pretend you\u2019re a statue.\u2019 \u2018What\u2019s this?\u2019 the husband inquired as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6677"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6678,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6677\/revisions\/6678"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}