{"id":6675,"date":"2025-05-26T06:54:30","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T05:54:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6675"},"modified":"2025-05-26T06:54:30","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T05:54:30","slug":"logistics-and-organization-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6675","title":{"rendered":"Logistics and Organization"},"content":{"rendered":"

After failing his exam in \u201cLogistics and Organization,\u201d a student confronts his lecturer about it.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Student, \u201cSir, do you really understand anything about the subject?\u201d<\/p>\n

Professor, \u201cSurely I must. Otherwise, I would not be a professor!\u201d<\/p>\n

Student, \u201cGreat, well then, I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you do not know the answer, however, I want you to give me an \u2018A\u2019 for the exam.\u201d<\/p>\n

Professor, \u201cOkay, it\u2019s a deal. So what is the question?\u201d<\/p>\n

Student: \u201cWhat is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?\u201d<\/p>\n

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an \u2018A\u2019, as agreed.<\/p>\n

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.<\/p>\n

He immediately answers, \u201cSir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35-year-old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25-year-old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife\u2019s lover an \u2018A\u2019, although he really should have failed, is neither legal nor logical.\u201d<\/p>\n

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

\u201cIn English,\u201d he said, \u201cA double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.\u201d<\/p>\n

A voice from the back of the room piped up, \u201cYeah, right.\u201d<\/p>\n

Will the Morons Please Stand Up.<\/p>\n

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.<\/p>\n

He stood up in front of the class and said, \u201cWould everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?\u201d<\/p>\n

After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, good morning. So, you actually think you\u2019re a moron?\u201d the professor asked.<\/p>\n

The kid replied, \u201cNo, sir, I just didn\u2019t want to see you standing there all by yourself.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After failing his exam in \u201cLogistics and Organization,\u201d a student confronts his lecturer about it. Student, \u201cSir, do you really understand anything about the subject?\u201d Professor, \u201cSurely I must. Otherwise, I would not be a professor!\u201d Student, \u201cGreat, well then, I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6675"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6676,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6675\/revisions\/6676"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}