{"id":6634,"date":"2025-05-24T06:35:50","date_gmt":"2025-05-24T05:35:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6634"},"modified":"2025-05-24T06:35:50","modified_gmt":"2025-05-24T05:35:50","slug":"an-american-a-russian-an-arab-and-a-punjabi-were-deep-in-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6634","title":{"rendered":"An American, a Russian, an Arab, and a Punjabi were deep in conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>An American, a Russian, an Arab, and a Punjabi were deep in conversation at an exclusive Antique Collectors\u2019 Dinner.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>American Tycoon: \u201cI have more money than I know what to do with\u2026 I\u2019m going to buy the world\u2019s 10 rarest pens.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Russian Oligarch: \u201cThat\u2019s nothing. I\u2019m a billionaire\u2026 I\u2019ll buy the 20 most valuable antique watches.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Arab Prince: \u201cSmall dreams! I\u2019m royalty\u2026 I\u2019m planning to acquire the top 50 vintage cars in the world.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They all turn to the Punjabi, waiting for his response.<\/p>\n<p>He calmly sips his whisky, takes a bite of his chicken leg, sets his glass down neatly, leans back with his hands behind his head, and smirks.<\/p>\n<p>Punjabi: \u201cI\u2019m not selling.\u201d<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2><strong>An Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-44618 size-full td-animation-stack-type2-2\" src=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/pubb.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/pubb.jpg 800w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/pubb-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/pubb-768x402.jpg 768w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/pubb-640x335.jpg 640w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/pubb-681x357.jpg 681w\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"419\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong>One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian.<\/p>\n<p>Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints.<\/p>\n<p>The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.<\/p>\n<p>The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.<\/p>\n<p>The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling\u2026 \u201cSPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU B-A.STARD!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An American, a Russian, an Arab, and a Punjabi were deep in conversation at an exclusive Antique Collectors\u2019 Dinner. American Tycoon: \u201cI have more money than I know what to do with\u2026 I\u2019m going to buy the world\u2019s 10 rarest pens.\u201d Russian Oligarch: \u201cThat\u2019s nothing. I\u2019m a billionaire\u2026 I\u2019ll buy the 20 most valuable antique [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2723,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6634"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6635,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6634\/revisions\/6635"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}