{"id":6632,"date":"2025-05-24T06:34:46","date_gmt":"2025-05-24T05:34:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6632"},"modified":"2025-05-24T06:34:46","modified_gmt":"2025-05-24T05:34:46","slug":"three-women-arrive-at-the-gates-of-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6632","title":{"rendered":"Three women arrive at the gates of Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"

Three women arrive at the gates of Heaven, where St. Peter greets them with a simple rule:<\/strong><\/h2>\n

\u201cWelcome to heaven! There\u2019s just one thing\u2014DO NOT step on the ducks!\u201d<\/p>\n

As they enter, they realize the place is *full* of ducks. No matter how hard they try, the first woman accidentally steps on one.<\/p>\n

QUACK!<\/p>\n

St. Peter appears immediately, dragging along the ugliest man she\u2019s ever seen.<\/p>\n

\u201cYour punishment? Spending eternity chained to this man!\u201d<\/p>\n

The second woman is extra careful but still ends up stepping on a duck the next day. St. Peter shows up again, this time with another extremely unattractive man.<\/p>\n

\u201cSame rule applies!\u201d<\/p>\n

The third woman, now terrified, tiptoes everywhere, determined not to make the same mistake. She spends months avoiding ducks like a pro.<\/p>\n

Then one day, St. Peter arrives\u2014this time with the most handsome man she has ever seen. Without a word, he chains them together.<\/p>\n

Overjoyed, she turns to the man and says: \u201cI have no idea what I did to deserve this!\u201d<\/p>\n

The handsome man sighs and replies: \u201cI don\u2019t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Two ladies swap \u2018How I Died\u2019 stories in heaven<\/strong><\/h2>\n

I came across this hilarious story and just had to share it! It\u2019s a funny twist on what might happen if two ladies met in heaven and swapped their \u201chow did you get here\u201d stories.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s how it went:<\/strong><\/h2>\n

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda!<\/p>\n

2nd woman: Hi! I\u2019m Sylvia. How\u2019d you die?<\/p>\n

1st woman: I froze to death.<\/p>\n

2nd woman: How horrible!<\/p>\n

1st woman: It wasn\u2019t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?<\/p>\n

2nd woman: I\u2026 died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.<\/p>\n

1st woman: So, what happened?<\/p>\n

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started looking all over the house. I ran into the attic, searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.<\/p>\n

1st woman: Too bad you didn\u2019t look in the freezer\u2014we\u2019d both still be alive!<\/p>\n

Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so be sure to send this on to someone whose day you want to brighten!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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