{"id":6521,"date":"2025-05-20T07:45:27","date_gmt":"2025-05-20T06:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6521"},"modified":"2025-05-20T07:45:27","modified_gmt":"2025-05-20T06:45:27","slug":"i-need-a-tooth-pulled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6521","title":{"rendered":"I need a tooth pulled"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife enter a dentist\u2019s office.<\/p>\n<p>The wife says \u201cI need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain!<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m in a terrible hurry.<\/p>\n<p>Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re a brave woman,\u201d says the dentist.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow, show me which tooth it is.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The wife turns to her husband and says:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOpen your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is,dear\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife enter a dentist\u2019s office. The wife says \u201cI need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I\u2019m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.\u201d \u201cYou\u2019re a brave woman,\u201d says the dentist. \u201cNow, show me which tooth it is.\u201d The wife turns to her husband and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6521"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6522,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6521\/revisions\/6522"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}