An old blind cowboy accidentally wanders into an all-girl biker bar, finds his way to a barstool, and orders a Jack Daniels.<\/p>\n
After sitting there for a while, he yells at the bartender, \u201cHey, do you want to hear a blonde joke?<\/p>\n
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, \u201cBefore you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things.<\/p>\n
1. The bartender is a blonde girl holding a baseball bat.<\/p>\n
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a billy club.<\/p>\n
3. I am a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde with a black belt in karate.<\/p>\n
4. The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.<\/p>\n
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.<\/p>\n
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, \u201cWell hell no, not if I\u2019m gonna have to explain it five times.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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