They have an incredible night together.<\/p>\n
In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time,<\/p>\n
Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?\u201d<\/p>\n
He declines.<\/p>\n
\u201cThanks for asking, but, I\u2019m not hungry right now. It\u2019s this Via*ra,\u201d he says. \u201cIt\u2019s really taken the edge off my appetite.\u201d<\/p>\n
At lunchtime, she asks him if he\u2019d like something.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?\u201d<\/p>\n
He declines. \u201cThe Via*ra,\u201d he says, \u201creally trashes my desire for food.\u201d<\/p>\n
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat.<\/p>\n
\u201cWould you like a juicy rib-eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?\u201d<\/p>\n
He declines again.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d he says, \u201cit\u2019s got to be the Via*ra. I\u2019m still not hungry.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d she says,<\/p>\n
\u201cWould you mind letting me up? I\u2019m starving!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
They have an incredible night together. In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?\u201d He declines. \u201cThanks for asking, but, I\u2019m not hungry right now. It\u2019s this Via*ra,\u201d he says. \u201cIt\u2019s really taken the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6477"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6477\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6478,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6477\/revisions\/6478"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}