{"id":6466,"date":"2025-05-09T06:15:59","date_gmt":"2025-05-09T05:15:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6466"},"modified":"2025-05-09T06:15:59","modified_gmt":"2025-05-09T05:15:59","slug":"her-husbands-new-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6466","title":{"rendered":"Her Husbands New Face"},"content":{"rendered":"

A married couple got into an accident and the husband\u2019s face was badly burned.<\/h2>\n

The doctor told him that they couldn\u2019t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.<\/p>\n

However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.<\/p>\n

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man\u2019s new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!<\/p>\n

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, \u201cDear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMy darling,\u201d she replied. \u201cI get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.\u201d<\/p>\n

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A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests.<\/h2>\n

The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn\u2019t have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails.<\/p>\n

Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he ran into a couple of old friends and began to yuck it up and he soon forgot about his wife\u2019s party.<\/p>\n

It was well past 10 when he remembered. \u201cOh no!!! My wife\u2019s dinner party!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

He grabbed his bucket, and ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he\u2019s been all this time.<\/p>\n

He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said,\u00a0\u201cCome on guys, we\u2019re almost there!!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A husband said to his wife, \u201cHoney, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight.\u201d<\/h2>\n

His wife replied, \u201cWhat? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn\u2019t have time to go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don\u2019t feel like cooking a fancy meal tonight!\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband said, \u201cI know all that.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThen why in the world did you invite your friend for supper tonight?\u201d asked the wife.<\/p>\n

The guy answered,\u00a0\u201cBecause the poor fool is thinking about getting married.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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