{"id":6444,"date":"2025-05-06T10:38:40","date_gmt":"2025-05-06T09:38:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6444"},"modified":"2025-05-06T10:38:40","modified_gmt":"2025-05-06T09:38:40","slug":"a-couple-goes-in-a-bar-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=6444","title":{"rendered":"A Couple Goes In A Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Couple Goes In A Bar<br \/>\nThe wife says,<br \/>\n\u201cHey! Look at that funny guy who\u2019s been drinking a lot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The husband responds,<br \/>\n\u201cWho is he?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6445\" src=\"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-26-16.40.25-Illustration-for-a-joke-titled-A-Couple-Goes-In-A-Bar.-The-wife-says-Hey-Look-at-that-funny-guy-whos-been-drinking-a-lot.-The-husband-responds-.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-26-16.40.25-Illustration-for-a-joke-titled-A-Couple-Goes-In-A-Bar.-The-wife-says-Hey-Look-at-that-funny-guy-whos-been-drinking-a-lot.-The-husband-responds-.png 1024w, http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-26-16.40.25-Illustration-for-a-joke-titled-A-Couple-Goes-In-A-Bar.-The-wife-says-Hey-Look-at-that-funny-guy-whos-been-drinking-a-lot.-The-husband-responds--300x300.png 300w, http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-26-16.40.25-Illustration-for-a-joke-titled-A-Couple-Goes-In-A-Bar.-The-wife-says-Hey-Look-at-that-funny-guy-whos-been-drinking-a-lot.-The-husband-responds--150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-26-16.40.25-Illustration-for-a-joke-titled-A-Couple-Goes-In-A-Bar.-The-wife-says-Hey-Look-at-that-funny-guy-whos-been-drinking-a-lot.-The-husband-responds--768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The wife answers,<br \/>\n\u201cWell, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him marriage.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, my God! He\u2019s still celebrating his freedom!\u201d says the husband.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Couple Goes In A Bar The wife says, \u201cHey! Look at that funny guy who\u2019s been drinking a lot.\u201d The husband responds, \u201cWho is he?\u201d The wife answers, \u201cWell, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him marriage.\u201d \u201cOh, my God! He\u2019s still celebrating his freedom!\u201d says the husband.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6444"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6446,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6444\/revisions\/6446"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}