A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backward.<\/p>\n
The little Johnny asked why he wore his collar backward.<\/p>\n
The man, who was a priest, said,<\/p>\n
\u2018I am a Father.\u2019<\/p>\n
The little Johnny replied,<\/p>\n
\u2018My Daddy is also a father, but he doesn\u2019t wear his collar like that\u2019<\/p>\n
The priest looked up from his book and answered,<\/p>\n
\u201cI am the Father of many.\u2019<\/p>\n
The Little boy said,<\/p>\n
\u201cMy Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn\u2019t wear his collar that way!\u2019<\/p>\n
The priest, getting impatient, said.<\/p>\n
\u2018I am the Father of hundreds, and went back to reading his book.<\/p>\n
The little Johnny sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cMaybe you should wear a c0ndom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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