On occasion, school can be dull. As a student, I bet you slept off some of the lectures you didn\u2019t particularly enjoy.<\/p>\n
That occurred far too frequently to a girl called Mary Margaret.<\/p>\n
The Catholic educator wanted to know Mary Margaret\u2019s thoughts on her tendency to take naps during class.<\/p>\n
The replies she received, though, were completely unexpected. You will adore reading the story that follows.<\/p>\n
Catholic school was not the best place for little Mary Margaret to learn since she often dozed off.<\/p>\n
While she was fast asleep one day, her nun instructor paid her a visit.<\/p>\n
\u201cTell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?\u201d<\/p>\n
As soon as Mary Margaret remained motionless, her little pal Johnny, who was seated behind her, grabbed his pencil and poked her in the back.<\/p>\n
\u201cGod Almighty!\u201d Mary Margaret shouted.<\/p>\n
After saying, \u201cVery good,\u201d the nun resumed her lesson.<\/p>\n
\u201cWho is our Lord and Savior?\u201d the Nun eventually asked Mary Margaret.<\/p>\n
However, Mary remained still in her slumber.<\/p>\n
Johnny rescued her once more and sent Mary Margaret to the last place.<\/p>\n
Mary Margaret yelled out, \u201cJesus Christ!!!\u201d; the nun repeated, \u201cVery good,\u201d and Mary Margaret went back to sleep.<\/p>\n
Thirdly, the nun wanted to know\u2026\u201cWhat were Eve\u2019s words to Adam following the birth of her twenty-third child?\u201d<\/p>\n
Once again, Johnny stepped in to help.<\/p>\n
\u201cIf you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I\u2019ll break it in half!\u201d Mary Margaret yelled this time.<\/p>\n
The nun fainted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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