FINALLY\u2026THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!<\/p>\n
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.<\/p>\n
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver\u2019s license.<\/p>\n
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.<\/p>\n
\u2018What does it look like?\u2019 she finally asked.<\/p>\n
The policewoman replied, \u2018It\u2019s square and it has your picture on It. \u2018has your picture on It. <\/p>\n
\u201cThe driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.<\/p>\n
\u2018Here it is,\u2019 she said.<\/p>\n
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, \u201cOK, you can go. I didn\u2019t realize you were a cop\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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