Three ducks walk into a bar.<\/p>\n
\u201cHello, who are you?\u201d the barman asks.<\/p>\n
The first duck replies, \u201cI\u2019m Huey.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI bet you are,\u201d says the barman. \u201cAnd how\u2019s your day been, Huey?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGreat, thanks. I\u2019ve been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?\u201d smiles Huey.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s nice,\u201d says the bartender, turning to the second duck. \u201cHi, and who are you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDewey,\u201d comes the reply.<\/p>\n
\u201cSo how\u2019s your day been, Dewey?\u201d asks the barman.<\/p>\n
\u201cGreat. I\u2019ve been in and out of puddles all day as well. What more could a duck want?\u201d<\/p>\n
The barman turns to the third duck and says, \u201cSo, I bet you must be Louie?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d she says, with a coy smile. \u201cI\u2019m Puddles.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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