A man is mowing his lawn when 2 hearses come down his street going very very slowly.<\/p>\n
The hearses are followed by a man walking a dog. And behind the man and the dog is a line of men walking single-file.<\/p>\n
There must have been 5 or 6 dozen men following. Curious about the procession Man#1 runs to catch up with Man#2 and his dog.<\/p>\n
Man#1 asks Man#2 who\u2019s in the first hearse.<\/p>\n
Man#2 replies, \u201cMy wife. My dog bit her. And she died in the hospital a bit later.\u201d<\/p>\n
Man#1 says, \u201cI\u2019m so very sorry for your loss. Mind if I ask who\u2019s in the second hearse?\u201d
\nMan#2 says, \u201cNot at all, it\u2019s my mother in law. My dog also bit her and she died later in the hospital.\u201d<\/p>\n
Man#1 replies, \u201cCan I borrow your dog?\u201d
\nMan#2, \u201cGet in line.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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