Randy was in the hospital for a complete check-up.<\/p>\n
At 11:00AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it.<\/p>\n
At 2:00PM, they again tried to serve him some soup, which he refused.<\/p>\n
Again, at 5:00PM and 7:00PM, they tried, and both times Randy turned down the soup, so they gave up.<\/p>\n
In preparation for the next day\u2019s test, they entered his room at 3:00AM, 4:30AM, and 6:00AM and gave him an enema each time.<\/p>\n
When Randy got home from the hospital after the tests, he told his wife,<\/p>\n
\u201cWhatever you do, if you go to that hospital and they try to serve you soup, take it!<\/p>\n
If you refuse it, they sneak in while you\u2019re asleep and shove it up your ass!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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