A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, \u201cYou know, we have a wonderful system at the firehouse.<\/p>\n
Bell 1 rings and we all put our jackets on. Bell 2 rings, and we all slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings and we are on the truck and ready to go!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSo,\u201d he continues, \u201cFrom now on, we\u2019re going to run this house the same way.<\/p>\n
When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed and when I say Bell 3, we\u2019re going to make love all night! \u201c<\/p>\n
The wife is agreeable to this arrangement.<\/p>\n
The next night, he came home from work and yelled, \u201cBell 1!\u201d The wife took off all her clothes.<\/p>\n
\u201cBell 2!\u201d\u2026.. The wife jumped into bed.<\/p>\n
\u201cBell 3!\u201d\u2026.. They began passionate loving\u2026<\/p>\n
After two minutes, the wife yelled, \u201cBell 4!\u201d.. The husband asked \u201cWhat the hell is Bell 4?\u201d \u201cMORE HOSE!\u201d she replied, \u201cYOU\u2019RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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